Guitar: No power FFUUUUUUU
Bass: No speaker FFUUUUUU
Drum: UNGA BUNGA
Keyboard player [32 minutes after wondering why they’re getting no volume]: “Why is velocity sensitivity four clicks into the menu where I update my firmware?! Whatever, that oughta fix it” (compressor effect that’s only visible while holding down a shift key and moving the volume knob simultaneously is still active and set to a threshold of -48db)
except that Peavey amp has the mass of a collapsed star
Our drummer solved this problem by having our rehearsals where his drumkit is permanently set up.
This is the way.
That, or get everyone in the band to agree to rent a practice space somewhere convenient for everyone that already has a kit set up.
If your bassist shows up with a left handed Hofner - that’s actually Paul McCartney in disguise.
Loving the drum memes lately. I recently got some drums and I love them. They go bang and crash when I hit them!
Badumm-tss even!
Keyboard is going to need some amps or PAs as well there to plug into.
Don’t mind me, just eating this bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed.
A guitar player with no pedal board?
Bro shows up with a guitar and a Nano Cortex. No pedal board. No amp.
thats when you surrender to the folk gods and just start playing cajón








