Time goes more quickly when you’re older

All good and totally relatable tbh

Lol, I sincerely love what it says about this website that we get wholesome and intelligent comments "Well, actually…"ing like every submission to the shitpost community. Like, we just never turn it off.

But also, yeah, the original message is super judgmental victim blamey stuff, but that just makes the “your parents’ divorce” photoshop on it perfect satire

A kid in my elementary school got yelled at because her stomach gurgled too loudly for the teacher and it wasn’t til years later that I was like “She lived in a trailer park, she probably didn’t have food at home” and realized how fucked up that was (to be totally fair, the teacher was kinda joking and had a reputation as the asshole teacher he really leaned into, so he yelled at kids for stupid shit all the time, but still)

Wouldn’t have happened if he was on Pixelfed instead

Yeah, doesn’t look like a punch to me either, but just looking up the IG account that’s tagged on here I kinda wouldn’t be surprised if they did post an image of a woman getting punched given all the other right wing stuff there

Fwiw, I think yoinking a good pun off a bad account on a bad website and posting it to a better website makes the world a better place

Hard to say anything for sure anymore given how we’re all several layers of irony deep at any point, but I think that may in fact be the joke (or part of it anyway)

I would vote for someone who promised to legalize duels again. Having roughly half as many bloated egos to deal with seems way more manageable.

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Yeah she told me

At first I really thought this was some sort of ai generated arcane horny post, but after looking it up - yeah that’s pretty shitty too

She joined a bunch of celebrities signing a letter demanding Hamas release Israeli hostages in early October 2023 (arc) but didn’t sign on to a different letter a bunch of other celebrities did like a week later calling for a cease-fire and for the hostages to be released (arc)

Can’t put my finger on it either, but my brain is telling me this is a 2D image, not a photograph of a 3D space. Like I can’t say why for sure, but it looks like there’s nothing “behind” that chyron to me.

Gaia I’ve come to bargain [ODs on pain killer]

In this economy?

Maybe they did! People believe more unlikely things to make themselves feel better all the time

Posting misinformation is acceptable behavior in a shitposting comm, so this could be a photoshop

I feel like the real question to ask in these situations is whether or not it matters whether it’s “real” or not

Keyboard player [32 minutes after wondering why they’re getting no volume]: “Why is velocity sensitivity four clicks into the menu where I update my firmware?! Whatever, that oughta fix it” (compressor effect that’s only visible while holding down a shift key and moving the volume knob simultaneously is still active and set to a threshold of -48db)

So may-on-the-a’s was an instrument after all!