Your toes do have toetips, just nobody gives a shit about them.
If only that were true, the world would be a slightly less weird place.
How high were you when you were thinking about this logic ?
How high were you
Yes
And don’t even get me started on how we drive on parkways and park in driveways.
Or how shipments travel by car and cargo travels by ship.
You cook bacon, but you bake cookies.
Jon’s definitely having a stroke
You can bake bacon, but you can not cook cookies.
Sounds like a skill issue.
Car go ship? No, car go road.
Car go road? No car go beep beep… you okay buddy??
The fuck do you mean you don’t have toetips? Do your toes not end?
Pretty brave of you to admit openly that you don’t have endless toes.
I come from a long and proud line of endtoes.
My tongue has a tip, you wanna see what I can do with that?
My asshole is a little crusty. I don’t wipe. By the time I get around to it weeks later, I’m pulling out ass hairs trying to cleanup. Horrible all around. You think you can moisten it a bit, or even get it for me? Thx.
This is assault. You’re assaulting me.
It’s too late for this shit. Take my upvote
You may not have toetips, but you do have tippy-toes.
Actually tipfinger is what your mom calls that thing I do to her butt.
Just the tip?
Where are the Germans in this thread? I’m pretty sure they have a word for your tippy toes.
Yep, for us its the same. Fingertips are ‘Fingerspitzen’ and the tips of your toes are ‘Zehenspitzen’, whereas “Spitzen” literally translates to ‘tips’
Wanna touchenspitzen?
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Whoa there’s a paw track emoji? Nice.
Not a German here, but I bet that word is KurztrumDummerungHimmsschplatzHoch or something.
You mean Fingerspitzengefühl?
Is he related to Kandymanschpieler?
Also like, they call them fingers, but I’ve never seen them fing.
Oh wait, there they go…
Jokes on you. I cut my fingertips off.
Then the new spot is your finger tips
“Captain Sparrow, who is robbing me and what are they taking while you’re here beguiling me?”
You can’t tipfinger because you’re already using your finger tips, but your toe tips are not in use anywhere else, and therefore exclusively used for tiptoeing.
