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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago

Fucking caught ya, perv.

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Fucking caught ya, perv.

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago
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  • Asafum@lemmy.world
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    Also sex has a negative affect on memory. At least that’s what my friend Tom said on October 14th at 6:43pm when we were walking down alse 3 in the supermarket after picking up 3 potatoes and 2 onions, one of which was slightly misshapen on the left side.

  • Godric@lemmy.world
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    Transcription for the Blind:

    Excessive masturbation causes weak eyesight

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      I still can’t read this…

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    I can still make out the words.

    unzips

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      Why do people have zippers on their sweatpants?

      pulls elastic band down and wedges it under the balls

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        Verbally telling everyone in the office what I’m about to do just seems crass. The zipper sound is just the right amount of signal.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      More work to do

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    I didn’t know there was an 8k version of this meme

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  • toomanypancakes@piefed.world
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    I can’t see the text very well, what does it say

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      It says you look pretty today

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    I’m so wet pls dry me off with your tongue silly boy

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Fuck outta here

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        💋

        • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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          You give trolling a bad name

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            No u do dumbass

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              Sending a random nude of what looked like a child is a pretty fucked up thing you did like 15 minutes ago on one of my other posts… I wouldn’t really consider that good trolling (I reported it)

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                Holy shit what…?

                • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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                  Yes that happened, probably part of if not all of why the account seems to be gone.

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