Apple: someFancyName4
Microsoft: Task Doing-er 5
Linux: some cute animal
Linux: some cute animal except spelled awkwardly. Quomodo. Ekidnah. Magpye. Blootoona
apt moo
I’m having trouble finding klitoris in the repos. Anyone know where it is? AUR?
it can take an entire lifetime to find klitoris. just buy my $999 (now $666 for a limited time) course where i will show you how to sometimes find it 100% of the time guaranteed*
The course be like:
grep -R "klitoris" /
If it was written in python it’s PyMagpie. Qt? QtPie. Rust? IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie JavaScript? IStealAllYourRAMAndaiDontCarePie.
grep grep grep grep grep grep grep grep grep
Oh I’m not in femcelmemes
It’s just “Copilot” for everything in Windows these days
When foss Cockpilot??
(Cooperative Open-source Communications & Key Processes Integration for Lean Operations Technology)
be the change you wanna see in this world

There should be a torrent client with Copirate.
More like Linux: “Kritoris” which achtually is a 2500 year old greek symbol for harvest tools.
Is this just a reference to The GIMP or are there other common apps with dodgy names? I’m struggling to think of any.
Latex and that one other thing which I forgot
ls, cd, cat, xz, rm,
cat
meow?
bash: meow?: command not foundsudo rpm-ostree install meow
klitoris is stealing all my money
The Linux one isn’t realistic, this is not an ancronym.
KLITORIS
KALI
Linux
Intrusion
Testing
Operation
Response
Incident
System
Most devs cant find it.
It’s in the middle of the Thinkpad keyboard
Just like WINE!
Looks like it might be a Windows command line tool this time
i love Linux
Just found out that the Gimp alternative “Pinta” shares its name with a rare human skin disease caused by infection with the spirochete treponema carateum (apparently). Which of course is miles better than to be named after a slur for disabled people, but still not the best SSO.
I’ve never heard gimp used that eay luckily, only the sexual slave fetish thing.
Pinta is more of a paint.NET alternative than a gimp alternative
https://skiesofarcadia.fandom.com/wiki/Pinta's_Quest
Also The GIMP is not named after a slur, don’t be ridiculous.
Which of course is miles better than to be named after a slur for disabled people, but still not the best SSO.
Huh? Which software?
Gimp is a slur apparently
Unfortunately GNU Image Manipulation Program, when shortened to its 4-letter acronym and common name, is also a slur against people with disabilities.
The developers didn’t name it after the slur on purpose, but they also refuse to change it for some reason :/
Thats also the spanish word for a pint!🍻
And a finnish word for surface or coating.











