If anyone is actually worried about this
The conjunctiva is a thin membrane that covers the inside of the eyelids and the white part of the eye (sclera), making a continuous sealed area that nothing can escape from except the front.

Also the area behind/around the eye is cushioned by fat and muscle so there’s no room for it. Your eyes don’t bounce around for a reason.
When the eyelash randomly disappears, I assume your eyelids managed to sweep it into the middle and pick it up when they opened again. If you gently brush your eyelashes, the loose one might fall out. Unfortunately mine are a real pain to get out so they don’t just disappear :')
What a horrible day to have eyes.
There’s a fix for that.

That reminds me, I need to get my eyeballs sliced to drain some floaters.
There are some contact lenses too.
don’t worry, eyelashes are biodegradable so the old ones have probably already decayed and got reabsorbed into your body :)
Yeah, the eyelashes get absorbed into the eyeball; it’s basic eyeballogy.
Tear is stored in the (eye)ball
This guy knows ball
thats why I eat mines, no energy wasted
Or just turned into eye boogers
good on the body for recycling, that’s nice :)
Nah, this is impossible
I like it when that happens because the hairs scratch itches way back there.
I like how it has text saying “don’t sleep in your contacts” as if that’s the real issue, rather than this lady being an idiot. Like she slept in them and woke up the next day thinking “Oh well, guess it just dissolved in my eyeball, time to put more contacts in!”
Oh my, the scraps of innocence I had are now gone. Thanks.
Wow, that was utterly vile, thank you for explaining to the world why I wear glasses when I need to see shit. God damn, Funkhauser school of funnily disgusting!
I’d like to go on the record as saying
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“Are you uncomfortable with eye contact?”
:C
I heard that story and this came into my mind immediately.
I have this fear that every time I eat instant ramen a little bit gets stuck and one day they’ll have to cut me open to pull it all out like hair in the drain.
What? This happens to people?
Anytime I get an eyelash on my eye, it stays there being obnoxious until I remove it.
Thanks for that nightmare! My day was too nice anyway…












