You like testing your ass on your ass? Jackass.
Legitimately cool toilet, I’m actually the jackass here. I do have questions though, how money lids/seats does that toilet have?
Interesting that the toilet bowl is called 馬桶 in Chinese. That first character is the character for horse… anyone know why?
i know i want it to be real too but it’s AI slop
AI slop.
The lid is wildly bigger than the seat, and not aligned in any way either. It’s also interesting that the seat is hinged in the back, and fused with porcelain in the front.
Needing to take your pants off to take a shit was the immediate giveaway for me, but yeah so much is wrong with this pic the poster should be ashamed.
You can keep your pants on if you side saddle like a real man.
And what the fuck is that foot pedal supposed to be doing on the bottom left? The world’s most awkward flushing mechanism? (Kind of floating just off the horse’s thigh too.) And why is the sink blocked by the toilet/partly obstructed by the toilet paper holder? And what the hell is the lighting? And why is one rear leg longer than the other? And and and and…
Toilet foot pedal flushers are a thing.
I agree, but I’ve never seen something like this where the pedal sits directly upright. Do you use it like a badass motorcycle pedal while leaning forward onto the horse? Do you tap it forward with the tip of your foot?
Gotta be the first
I was wondering WTF was the point of making the horse a seat when it’s that large and heavy and can’t even be lifted to piss.
Also the buttons on the golden panel over the toilet (that are typically used to flush) are way smaller, than they are supposed to be
FTFY
More slop is not a fix. You can’t polish a turd
It’s shit posting, not slop posting.
Slop < shit
Do you race like a piss horse?
No
So you piss like a race horse.
Those are the options, I don’t make the rules.
horcelain throne
Your comment doesn’t have enough up votes. You’re doing the Lord’s work. Bravo.
hows that lid supposed to work
Doesn’t even have reigns to hold for massive shits. Lame.
Neigh, I don’t think it is
INB4 “bidet”
Squat Toilet Supremacy
Come down from your high horse!
Ok sorry,
Get off your high horse.
