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CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough

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There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough

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CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    He want to bone

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    Ribbed for maximum pleasure.

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    Hey baby, has anyone ever told you you’re a giving person?

    You’ve already given me an extra bone!

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    Arguably “How long are your guts?” is quite a good, if not very forward, pickup line.

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      “What food makes you grow” works for women assuming the next word is pussy.

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      I can rearrange them for you!

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        Okay Conquest

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          That was maybe one of the most brutal scenes I ever saw

          • GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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            He’s just lonely

            • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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              I told you that in confidence!

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        but like, not rough or anything. i just like to get way up in there and hang out, getting comfy

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    “How long are your guts” would work on me.

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      If you fall for those tricks, you’re boned.

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      you sure?

      How long are your guts?

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        Uh, which set

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        Well (s)he is a giant so probably pretty long.

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          I assumed they are long, but how long!!!

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            I need a banana slug for scale

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    Real missed opportunity to say

    This skeleton wants to bone

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    Mr. Skelington almost assuredly has more game than me.

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      🟤 🐔 🟤 🐮

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    Textbook humor

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    How many inches of bone are in your body? 😏

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      Would you like four more? 😉

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        Best I can do is three fiddy :/

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      Front to back or top to bottom?

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    Draw me like one of your French skeletons…

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    So relatable.

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    “Hey, baby, drink a lot of milk?”

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    Viagra and long enough, let’s bone

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    guts mention

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