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Like for a crime?
“Yes officer, suspect #5 did this” 👉
Her: 👄
Going to need to rename this channel to “Lemmy Cumpost”
Is being horny the trick here
If there are no sluts in heaven, take me to wherever the sluts are.
Your mother’s house
Glad to see her marketing for the brothel is paying off.
Free meals too? Sign me tf up.
Hell yeah
What about women who suck your member after you’ve put it in them a couple of times? There’s gotta be a higher grade heaven for them. Angels truly.
Elite heaven
Heaven+
It’s ad-free.
How do I finger my fingers??
Carefully
OW.
Yeah, evidently.
I just finished my morning conference call and y’all already trynna horn me up?
Better than before the call
