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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

You probably want to see this too, doncha, ya freaks?

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You probably want to see this too, doncha, ya freaks?

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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago
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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    Skill issue. If it gets stuck, your sphincter should already be strong enough to crush a Pringles can to allow extraction!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Skill issue. Just keep stretching until the can easily slides in and out.

    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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      OP is very much a symptom of the weak anus. If you stretch it out properly it works. If you don’t stretch it at all, the can just crushes between the cheeks.

      OP is more inline with the latter. Skill issue.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Wow. A few weeks ago when you said you were up for anal, you weren’t kidding!

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    would it be too generous to posit that this may not be what most others seem to be thinking, but instead a “it is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed” situation

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      I’m thinking it’s the cylinder

  • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    How to unstuck hands from Pringles can

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    The only good thing I can say about this format is that I stop reading after the first line and just hear in my head my body is a cage that keeps me from dancing with the one I love

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      I do that too. Millenials unite.

      Sidebar: suburbs might be a perfect album (I know that song isn’t on it) in the sense that there’s not a bad song on it

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    Pickle jar, or bust.

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      Sometimes the jar does bust.

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