Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?
I need 4 working girls.
Need someone to subcontract xD
I once met a hooker who said “I’ll do anything for 50 dollars”. I said “Paint my house.” I gave her a paint bucket and told her to start with the porch.
She came back about an hour later and said “All done!”.
I said, “Wow, that was fast.”
She said, “Yeah, I’m getting pretty good at this. Oh and by the way, that’s not a porch, it’s a Mercedes.”
This looks like an illustration from wikiHow and now I wanna know which article needed it.
I have this friend, a lady electrician.
I met her at a reddit meetup. She told us this amusing story of working downtown. She was outside one of the downtown big corp buildings, on the street side. Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette on her break.
And this dude pulls up to her in his car. Rolls down the window.
Asks her if she’s working.
To which she replies. “Yeah I’m working”. At which point the conversation moved to her realizing he was asking her if she was a prostitute.
This happened In the middle of the day. A work day. She’s wearing work clothes. Tool belt. The whole thing.
And this guy thought she was a “working gal”.
“Hooker electrician lady” kink unlocked
Danger, danger! High voltage!
It’s like the heterosexual village people.
I guess electrician is the new police costume he thought as he rolled down his window.
Sure but I have limited experience and that’s an hourly rate.
"How are your roofing skills?
I have a sweet gum tree and it produces these gumballs everywhere. They are prickly and get caught everywhere. I would gladly pay $50 to get rid of them all.
This also reminds me of those posts on Facebook where some dude posts “need money quickly. Lost my job. Willing to do anything. Manual labor included”
Then I contact them and offer $250 to do some lawn work. “Appreciate it, but I prefer to work inside”
“I’m willing to do anything”
“Work outside, where the weather is? Fuck off”
“I prefer to keep my work separate from my living space”
Not to sound like an ass but I don’t understand the whole “Anybody hiring? Need a job fast!”
I ask them about their tech stack because I have a number of recruiters who can’t find people.
They always tell me they don’t have a tech stack and would prefer something retail oriented.
Wait is that what that tree is called? I also have one too I think if it the same.
Yes. It looks like mine. With the gumballs on the ground. I read you can get a nut roller (Amazon $40) and roll the gumballs. If that doesn’t work, you can get a lawn vacuum (Amazon $130).
Thanks because they are a pain in the butt.
Do not put gumballs in your butt!
That’s what the nut roller is for.
you can also pay a hooker for a “nut roller”.
You don’t pour concrete, you place it.
And you make DAMN sure to ask the concrete’s father first.
But can you grow it? 👀
You don’t.
But yo mama pours concrete for the whole blockOP: Management
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10 years of my life summed up in a phrase. We didn’t only do concrete, but my crew was the best at it so we had any of the jobs that came up.
Hell yeah just put that concrete mix in the ground it’s wet enough (we actually did that)
as someone who has removed 40 dry pour fence posts, fuck dry pour. it’s fucking lazy and you’re fucking the dude that has to pull the plugs later.
properly mix your concrete, it’s not hard with a machine.
As someone who’s done the same, eh, you have the machine anyways, and maybe you live in a drier place? Because they more or less come out in a single chunk, or if not, soft enough that the auger won’t shirk at it. You have 50/50 chance of finding a boulder bigger than you’re auger hole anyways with any hole you try and make.
We have pretty clay forward soil, so you can even just back fill and tamp it with the dirt you took out. Frost fucks with everything anyways.
out of the 40 posts I pulled 10 of them came out 100%.
the rest had to be dug out. each post had one thing in common. failure to bond. they all broke off just after the first 2 feet below grade. when I dug the bottoms out, it was all powder. those posts had been sitting there for 20 years, so there’s literally no other reason why the bottoms failed to cure other than they dry poured.
mixing and pouring would have saved me more time than the last guy saved by doing it wrong the first time.
Time isn’t the only factor, water may not be available, if it’s a colder place, you need to keep it heated all day while you work. Dry bonded concrete works, if you’re replacing all the posts, it doesn’t sound like it’s only because a few failed, because you would just replace those ones. It’s not an inherently wrong job just because you don’t like it lol.
And auger makes the task moot anyways, and if it’s powder, a shovel works fine too.
I’m not going to pay for the machine from my own money for some shit I do for work for a company. Next guy is just going to have to deal with it lol
For us it’s water access, and not every farmers fence needs concrete either. A 5 gallon bucket and a shovel is good enough for fence posts and other small jobs.
fuck your cheap ass company for not doing it right.
I get not paying for it out of your own pocket though.
Instructions unclear,
Maybe they could lay some carpet, if you know what I mean
“pouring concrete” is a euphemism for shitting on someone’s chest.
False
doesn’t have to be.
be the change you want to see…
