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potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours ago

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potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    All food is shit eventually.

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      Forever chemicals have entered the chat.

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      imma eat candy to prove you wrong

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        Prove me wrong by turning candy into shit? 🤔

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          Candy is just sugar, that is all breathed out.

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            Then why does cotton candy give me diarrhea?

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              Because food needs over a day to digest.

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              Because you touch yourself at night!

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                No thats me

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          candy doesn’t turn to shit, it is 100% absorbed into the body and eventually burned during metabolism and expelled through the lungs as CO2.

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            No it’s not who told you that

            It is digested, then carried through the bloodstream to the spinal column where it is extracted for sweet, sweet scientific research.

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