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Unironically the best digital pinball game, it was the right balance between fun and difficult.
There was a good one on ps4. I liked how the triggers were triggers, it had a free table and some rotating free tables. I even bought one. It was really good for what it was.
I tried running it again recently. Have they patched out the infinite ricochet loops you can get going? The physics feel a little different
The original game was 16 bit and won’t run on modern systems. It had to be remade. If you want the real thing you’ll need a VM running XP.
Or you can play this port on Android
It’s a port! A native port! There’s gotta be a word for that. True port maybe?
It was fully decompiled and recompiled for this released.
There was also a 32-bit version which still works fine on Windows 11.
Also works just fine in Wine.
There’s also a flatpak version
Damn. Is that why? I thought modern os had compossibility settings for running old stuff. Let me double check where I got this thing
I think those are always subject to what insane optimizations the dev might have done
64-bit machines are not able to run 8-bit and 16-bit code while 64-bit mode is active. You can install a 32-bit OS, where this works, but if you want the advantage of 64 bits, you lose those very old (DOS and pre-DOS) programs.
I don’t know if it’s un ironic because, at the time (and for a long time), it was the only digital pinball game worth mentioning. All of the others weren’t really very serious. This was the first attempt to really make a serious digital pinball game. And it was fucking amazing. I spent a lot of time playing it.
It might’ve been a year before I could last more than five minutes playing it
That’s not true, I got a shareware Pinball game many years before that ran on DOS which had several tables that were all distinct from each other, better graphics, but if I wanted to unlock everything I had to give a complete stranger my credit card number or send a money order to a physical address.
3D Space Cadet Pinball is popular because it was given to every Windows user for free.
Hilariously (Sadly) the full version of the game failed. The one table demo that we all know was immensely more successful.
If it’s the shareware pinball game I think it is, that complete stranger who wanted your credit card number? Tim Sweeney
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_Pinball
I was able to convince my dad to give them his credit card number over the phone for the full versions of Epic Pinball and One Must Fall 2097.
Huh… TIL
Ther3 was a full version?
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I keep getting Tilt
Dammit, beat me to it.
Here’s the android version, at any rate.
OK that’s pretty cool. I wonder what would have to be done to get the original space cadet (with Multiball, among others) up and working like that. If I had the time, I’d look a little closer at the project, seems pretty interesting.
These challenges are supposed to at least be possible!
I have the mobile port
I do not last 5 minutes playing that game, cumming or not!
This was my grandma and grandmas favorite game, they were gamers in their 60’s, and I have so many memories of them playing it
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I still have the loud ball loading sound in my ear.
