Joke’s on all of y’all. I still burn CDs. My car has a four disc CD changer.

The FAQ got a chuckle out of me.

Is this a real distro?

• Yes.

Why?

• Yes.

That, and electricity being optional as a minimum spec.

If you were my child, I’d have picked you up from school four hours early and taken you out for ice cream.

If he didn’t want me touching it, he shouldn’t have given it to me. Kinda his fault I whack it.

Jesuseth of Nazaretheth.

That flew over my head at first, but holy shit, that’s clever.

Modest House?

HELL YEAH, BRÖTHER.

Ticketmaster

• Online fee: $73.27
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• Keyboard fee: $7.40
• Nickel and dime fee: $0.15
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• CrAzY 8’s fee: $88.88
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• Prime fee: $37.00
• Accountants told us we could do this fee: $21.66
• We hate fans fee: $51.96
• We also hate the band fee: $61.05
• Notices bulge fee: $OwO
• Oh and the venue can eat a dick fee: $20.80
• Asking you to buy insurance fee: $4.93
• We put your name in the Goblet of Fire fee: $3.82
• Free fee: $0.01
• Enter your birth year: 1979
• Good Smashing Pumpkins song fee: $19.79
• Your birth year divided by 100 fee: $19.79
• Neighbor fee: $1.32
• Weed fee: $4.20

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That’s the lesson I learned with my credit cards. I took out a loan to pay them off and as soon as they were paid off, I closed them. The sugar is too sweet, and the goblin is ravenous. It’s too easy to use the credit card to acquire junk. Next thing you know, over 25% of your income is going toward credit cards, and you’ve got nothing to show for it.

I finally said fuck that shit. They need me more than I need them. It’s a shame the realization took so long.

The only way to win the game is to not play.

And you’re goddamned right.

Has the guy with the gun always had the Ohio flag on his sleeve?

Welp, I just learned something new and useful by logging into Lemmy at 1:30 AM.

Still too bloated. My hard limit is 950 bytes.

Or, as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy

>be me, Gentoo user
>hear about this new pussy package
>will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code
>later virgins

Piano-man, piano-man. Does whatever a piano can. Falls on crooks from real high. Squishes them. Kills those guys.

Look out. He is the piano-man

Mmmmm idk, I’ll take my old beater Civic over any new Kia, Hyundai, Nissan, or Stellantis product.

Hell, just the fact that you can’t buy a low trim Civic or Corolla with a stick shift anymore is kinda tragic.

The 90s are where cars peaked, and I will die on that hill.

Best part of driving a total bucket. You’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel carjacking me.

“Mom, I don’t know that the peppermint oil on my feet and lemon juice in my eyes did anything to cure my measles, tetanus, or COVID infections.”

“Nonsense, Bobby. You just need to give it time to work.”

“Peggy, that boy ain’t right.”