I hear it tastes pretty good, too.

And fuck the movie The Fan starring Wesley Snipes. Demolition Man’s the only Snipes movie I like.

-Jon “MC Vagina” Lajoie

Your genetic data, your husband’s genetic data, and your future kids’ genetic data. They’re playing the long con on that one.

I asked it if I should push my car there. It’s a 2012 Buck Shasta.

It’s not feasible to push a car to the car wash, especially one like a 2012 Buick Shasta, which typically weighs around 3,500 to 4,000 pounds (approximately 1,590 to 1,810 kg). Pushing such a heavy vehicle is impractical and could lead to injury.

I mean, fair, but if you know cars, you know a 2012 Buck Shasta isn’t a real car. Guess I’ll have to tow it there with my 2014 Dixon Ticonderoga.

E: I just realized it corrected Buck to Buick lmao

If I got to say, “Oh thank fuck I made it,” I’d be relieved, too.

Joke’s on all of y’all. I still burn CDs. My car has a four disc CD changer.

The FAQ got a chuckle out of me.

Is this a real distro?

• Yes.

Why?

• Yes.

That, and electricity being optional as a minimum spec.

If you were my child, I’d have picked you up from school four hours early and taken you out for ice cream.

If he didn’t want me touching it, he shouldn’t have given it to me. Kinda his fault I whack it.

Jesuseth of Nazaretheth.

That flew over my head at first, but holy shit, that’s clever.

Modest House?

HELL YEAH, BRÖTHER.

Ticketmaster

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That’s the lesson I learned with my credit cards. I took out a loan to pay them off and as soon as they were paid off, I closed them. The sugar is too sweet, and the goblin is ravenous. It’s too easy to use the credit card to acquire junk. Next thing you know, over 25% of your income is going toward credit cards, and you’ve got nothing to show for it.

I finally said fuck that shit. They need me more than I need them. It’s a shame the realization took so long.

The only way to win the game is to not play.

And you’re goddamned right.

Has the guy with the gun always had the Ohio flag on his sleeve?

Welp, I just learned something new and useful by logging into Lemmy at 1:30 AM.

Still too bloated. My hard limit is 950 bytes.

Or, as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy