Snitch “Tattle Tale” Tagliatelle
Al Capone (no relation)
Barry Shitpeas
Zabaglione Zamboni

Johnny Bagadonuts.

Lenny “Short Eyes” (he likes 'em young!)

Vinny “the Fish” (aka Vincenzo Pesce)

Vinny Bagadonuts

What’s a “bussy”?

Donny Little Hands

Guido and Nunzio

Pee-wee Hurt 'em

Ivan The Incontinent

Sloppy Joe

Ben Bada Bingo

Judas The Snitch

Oliver Garden

Fat Arteries

Sammy Stutters

Jimmy No Toes

Edit:

Amish Steve “The Hacker”

He don’t know shit about computer or phones but if you need a body disposed of, he is your Amish.

It’s-a me, Mobario!

The Gobba Ghoul

• Barry “The Hatchet”

You accidentally included the best-of list at the start, whoops

Tony Falsetto

Not seeing a lot of short ones:

• Sleezo
• Skunk
• Weenie
• Dogfucker
• Spaz
• Pork Rinds
• Shakes
• Depends
• Stank
• Gassy
• The Feet
• Cranky Pants
• Fussy
• Titboy

Parma John

Bigus Dickus