The square hole

It’s every dude Harley rider’s favorite seat attachment. It accuates withthe rumble of the exhaust.

In the Rider?

Synopsis
A biker finds a motorcycle at an old mechanic shop that has a pussy in the seat so you can fuck it while riding. He has to keep it a secret because all the guys in his biker gang would want to fuck it

Excerpt
“Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that hog, Travis,” Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. “You got a pussy in that thing?” I coughed and gulped. “Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy,” I said

Vag spreader to check the radiator cap.

Your mom.

Duckbill emulator

It’s to rev my engine.

Press the clutch, then step on that lever to crank the engine. Don’t let go of the clutch.

Has nothing to do with automotives, it’s a freaking duckbill protector!

Not only where it goes but what temperature it should be.

This go’s up the assholes of the worthless sacks of shit that remove their muffler and run around rupturing people’s eardrums.

That’s either a duck or a rabbit.

Up the bum, Bob?

Does anybody have the answers to the prostate exam?