Back in my day you could say literally anything online and pull the old “call the internet police” line and nothing would happen.

Not saying it should go back to that or anything, but i gotta admit it was the wild west for a teenager on the internet in the early 2000s lol.

Even if all of that is true your average post is more fun than theirs.

Fumoposting is the most accurate measure of basedness 🗿

Lemmy is a kind of slow paced place and really needs content, so I won’t complain about someone taking action.

Thank you for your service.

Your hornyposting is the positivity I need in my life. Please never change.

i appreciate you violet. you’re unhinged in the fun way.

CCP incel

Can’t count the number of times I’ve seen “You’re a secret agent of an enemy government!” in a shit flinging fight between two assholes on Reddit Lemmy.

incel on one post, sexist against men on another…

The list of things I’ve been accused of being is long, and often contradictory.

OK, so are you going to pass that or what?

Had to drive an entire school bus off a cliff to get 47 agent’s following me, including agent 47.

Who…how…what?

That’s wild. Im sorry OP, we all know you’re actually a Flying Spaghetti Monster here to bless us w the hornyposting 😔 hopefully you get the recognition you deserve 🍝🪽

Technically, you are a ragebaiter if people are enraged by what you post, even if you didn’t intend it as ragebait. Simply because you succeeded in getting people enraged. It’s annoying and stupid, but you could also just wear the ragebaiter badge with pride, knowing that you existing and being you pisses people off. No higher honor, in my opinion, than the spiteful existence.