Beans?
why is there corn in my shit?
Corn is soo 2025.
May I offer you confused folks some beans?
No. Not those.
I love beans, but corn is corn. You cannot make bean’s tortillas, or… not that I am aware of. Bread, sweet beverages, etc. Corn is so versatile. If I have to pick (luckily I don’t in real life), I’d pick corn.
I’m sure there’s a way to process beans into a flour that could be made into tortillas.
If you wash them you can make bean pie
Corn is wonderful and versatile but at the end of the day my true love is pulses. They can go in everything, they’re nutritious as all hell, and they’re just plain tasty. Bean tacos, bean burgers, falafel, hummus…
Tried to buy corn on Amazon but it wouldn’t let me :(
WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS PAIN?!?!?!
Not enough butter. And where is the Lowry’s?
My fiance is sleeping to corn and corn byproducts, and I don’t like corn enough to care, so I’ll take eclairs instead.
I didn’t get it yet then, and I won’t get it yet then, now.
IT’S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE?
My local brothel serves eggs bonerdicked for breakfast on Sundays before church and I’ve been requesting corn for months now but they never put it on the menu, it’s distressing
Thats enough lemmy for today.
I love this sentence.
Had to back and read it to catch the masterpiece that is “eggs bonerdicked”
“I mean look at this thing, I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing. It’s corn!” - Corn Kid from that viral video (2022)
Potatoes are far better than corn. Potatoes heal the soil as well as the soul. Potatoes make us whole. Potatoes are superior to corn and beans.
Potatoes are easy to grow, they self-propagate, and they’re both nutritious and tasty. Corn is okay, but nothing compared to potatoes.
Corn didn’t wreck us when we couldn’t grow it. Potatoes did. We cannot live without potatoes. Potatoes are life.
Potatoes are just overgrown beans. They grew so big they lost most of that healthy bean fiber.
life and love is potatoe
Potatos are very destructive to the soil.
They have to be dug up (lots of cultivation). This breaks up the soil structure causing all sorts of issues with porosity, nutrient and organic material loss.
Because of the diseases and pest that attack the growing tubers, growers use fumigants/biofumigants. These are indescriminate killers that wipe out all sorts of insects, fungi, nematodes, and bacteria.
Potatoes leave very little organic residue behind when the tubers are harvested.
Any crop that follows potatoes suffers from a “yield drag” for 2-3 years as the soil recovers.
Out of the all starchy foods we eat, potatoes and sweet potatoes are the worst for the soil.
Beans also heal the soil and the soul. And the correct answer is beans with potatoes. Falafel and greek style fries is easily a top tier meal
i also worship potato 🥔
Dawg. Me and boys are just here for the beans.
God damn, that looks delicious
Can I respectfully say I was freaked out when my college girlfriend had a stick of butter in the fridge that they pulled out and then passed around so each participant could roll their cob on it to butter it? Effective? Yes. Absurd? Definitely.
Oh I know where this is from…
