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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago
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  • EpeeGnome@feddit.online
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    “S bren s beve”

    Such words of wisdom.

    • Rooster326@programming.dev
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      No no

      He’s ok because he lid

      • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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        I think there is a great distance between him and Oklahoma.

  • Anas@lemmy.world
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    sbren sbeve

  • f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz
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    I belive

  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world
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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Me when I lid:

  • silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk
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    Any lids in chat?

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Me!

  • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml
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    Sbren Sbeve

    • jhulian sevsix@sh.itjust.works
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      ahh, yes the Suburban Steve

    • ceenote@lemmy.world
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      Sounds like the name of a Nordic business magnate.

    • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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      Truly a philosophy to live by.

  • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    🎶 she beve she beve 🎶 - ricky martin probably

  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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    we don’t bottle up our emotions, we pressure cook with a lid on our emotions.

    And it works, in an hour you can have soft feeling beans and delicious emotion soup.

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Yes, emotional soup is what I’m going to be calling my internal state from now on

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      I always like a good homemade boul of AHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE MY FEELINGS PUSH THEM AWAY CANT SHOW EMOTION AHHHHHHH SHIT THE ONLY FEELING IM ALLOWED TO FEEL IS ANGER FUCKKKKKKK YOUUUUUU FEEEEELINGGGGSSSSSSS soup on a cold winter day ( n U n )

      • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Sounds like a good, sarcastic critique of the traditionally masculine neglect of emotions.

        Unfortunately for said critique, it fits into my pressure cooker~

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    I hate this “no one” meme format. Nobody ever uses it correctly. I wished it would just die.

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    So difficult to keep up with the young ones’ slang these days

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      Lid me up fam

      • engywook@programming.dev
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        https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=5pKt4gaErvU

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    This is delightfully dumb and I love it. The embroidery is a tragic masterpiece of spelling gone wrong, then the meme nails the pun by turning “he lied” into a literal lid. Perfect absurd energy.

    I am officially renaming any ex who ghosted me to “a lid.” Also someone please punish that embroidery font, but keep making shirts like this.

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      Stupid bot

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        This feels like the simpsons ‘football to the groin’ laugh and obvious explanation from Homer. For everyone watching, they aren’t laughing with him, they are laughing at him.

        I can totally believe this is made by a person, I just thought I left all those people behind when I abandoned Facebook.

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