In the old days they just smoked opium like adults
That’s not entirely true: a lot of children smoked opium like children.
Fast track to Ménière’s disease
My wife and her dad both have it. This is the first time I’ve heard anyone link it to ibuprofen.
Maybe they were thinking of Stevens-Johnson Syndrome? That’s when you take an NSAID and then your body rejects your skin and it all starts falling off. You go from perfectly healthy to spontaneously looking like a critical burn victim in about two days.
Thanks for the new core fear bud
Stevens-Johnson isn’t specific to nsaids, it’s been linked to lots of drugs, but more commonly certain antibiotic or anticonvulsant classes. Extremely rare though, around 5 cases in a million person-years.
¿Qué?
You be what? You be profen all night?
The profen the profen
The profen the profen
Robocop couldn’t stop me pukin’ and flushin’
No balls to be bustin’, no fightin’, no cussin’
Just love for a drug called I boo profen
Nice MC Chris callback! ATHF MC Pee Pants 🤣
Uh…wut?
-Oldest Millennial
I SAID AN IBUPROFEN VAPE WOULD GO CRAZY AF
Vape? Yo, unless you smoke your shit out of a bong made from a plastic T-Rex toy, it’s not legit.
I just realized that older millennials are ~45. I assumed people over ~43 were gen x-ers.
You can get it in gell form and just lather yourself with it. It’s so good.
Wonder if anyone has ever had a wank with it?
Make it Tylenol to level up your special interest.
Yeah I was just gonna say why not acetaminophen for the extra autism?
You be profen a vape?!
I’m unfortunately back into vaping again for like the 20th time but a vape-version of one of those cold-medicine cigarettes from the early 20th of century would go hard
I make my own eliquid, and one of my favorite flavorings is eucalyptus menthol. Great for colds and allergies.
So… Opium?
Does it bypass the liver? Maybe it has less side effects
You’re thinking of Tylenol. Ibuprofen will wreak hell on the kidneys and stomach.
You’re right.
Not when inhaled, it won’t! Probably!
aren’t both of those healable?
im of that age, what would that even help with?
Brutal hangovers
Either pain relief or nothing, presumably 🤷
