unreachable.cloud
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
agent_nycto@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

PSA

lemmy.world

message-square
31
fedilink
253

PSA

lemmy.world

agent_nycto@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
message-square
31
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    1 day ago

    Ok cool I had a satellite crash into my house yesterday and kill me instantly, I was worried until I saw this post

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 hour ago

      As a nightroom entity, I was concerned for you too. Get well soon 🙏

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 day ago

      It was my insight into my illusory self.

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 day ago

      We need more PSAs telling us not to worry about things.

  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    1 day ago

    i would like to apply for 1 jug hot cheese pleese

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      58 minutes ago

      You have not specified a desired temperature, therefore the mean universal temperature will be used. Your jug of 674, 212 Kelvin cheese is being delivered presently

    • Matty_r@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      edit-2
      23 hours ago

      Yea but have you been scrombled?

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 hours ago

        Not yet I need cheeses in my life

  • Fetus@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    1 day ago

    I was Shpongled at a point in the past, makes me immune to Scrombling.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      56 minutes ago

      For those who are unsure of their Shpongled status, please take the following test:

      https://youtu.be/J2WP-55FLNk

  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    1 day ago

    I know your not supposed to self diagnose online, but what do you do when your symptoms perfectly align?

  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    1 day ago

    I masturbated by entity. I like.

  • TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    2 days ago

    I am so scrombled it’s unreal.

  • Broadfern@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    2 days ago

    😦 how do I get tested?1?

    • everett@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      2 days ago

      Check your jugs for cheese.

      • otacon239@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        2 days ago

        I have 2 big jug hot cheese. What do?

        • everett@lemmy.ml
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          2 days ago

          Metric big?

          • otacon239@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            2 days ago

            IsoMetric it seems

            • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              4
              ·
              1 day ago

              I so metric too! ❤️

  • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    1 day ago

    Is this gen alpha humor? I find it hilarious

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      edit-2
      55 minutes ago

      Hilarity is another symptom. This is quite a serious matter.

    • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 day ago

      is this not just bone hurting juice? Have I been left behind by the memes?

      • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 day ago

        Yeah I guess it is. Ive seen stuff like thos referred to as gen a humor idk man, i just laugh

  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 days ago

    When you forget your plumbus at home.

  • Qwazpoi@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    1 day ago

    Kind of similar to Donnie Darko

  • PugJesus@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 days ago

    literally me

  • watson@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    1 day ago

    Oh thank God. I was starting to worry about this big hot jug cheese…

  • daannii@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    1 day ago

    The cheese one. I’m not sure… Can someone give me an example?

  • phaedrus@piefed.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    edit-2
    2 days ago

    My absolute head hasn’t had too much trouble. However, my relative head has been throbbing like crazy…

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 day ago

      Oof, relatives will do that to you 😡

  • Triumph@fedia.io
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 days ago

    This is not a shitpost. Reported.

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 5.04K users / day
  • 9.37K users / week
  • 15K users / month
  • 29.2K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 36.1K subscribers
  • 20.5K Posts
  • 431K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.5
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org