Ok cool I had a satellite crash into my house yesterday and kill me instantly, I was worried until I saw this post
As a nightroom entity, I was concerned for you too. Get well soon 🙏
It was my insight into my illusory self.
We need more PSAs telling us not to worry about things.
i would like to apply for 1 jug hot cheese pleese
You have not specified a desired temperature, therefore the mean universal temperature will be used. Your jug of 674, 212 Kelvin cheese is being delivered presently
Yea but have you been scrombled?
Not yet I need cheeses in my life
I was Shpongled at a point in the past, makes me immune to Scrombling.
For those who are unsure of their Shpongled status, please take the following test:
I know your not supposed to self diagnose online, but what do you do when your symptoms perfectly align?
I masturbated by entity. I like.
I am so scrombled it’s unreal.
😦 how do I get tested?1?
Check your jugs for cheese.
I have 2 big jug hot cheese. What do?
Metric big?
IsoMetric it seems
I so metric too! ❤️
Is this gen alpha humor? I find it hilarious
Hilarity is another symptom. This is quite a serious matter.
is this not just bone hurting juice? Have I been left behind by the memes?
Yeah I guess it is. Ive seen stuff like thos referred to as gen a humor idk man, i just laugh
When you forget your plumbus at home.
Kind of similar to Donnie Darko
literally me
Oh thank God. I was starting to worry about this big hot jug cheese…
The cheese one. I’m not sure… Can someone give me an example?
My absolute head hasn’t had too much trouble. However, my relative head has been throbbing like crazy…
Oof, relatives will do that to you 😡
This is not a shitpost. Reported.












