A blonde-haired baby from Bethlehem. He really was a miracle! 😆
Ancient Chinese Proverb found in Fortune Cookie says:
“You can walk on water too, if it is cold enough.”
this is really funny. I appreciate this
Just wait until he turns it to wine.
Why does Baby Jesus look like Donald Trump?
God is German
Definitely not a blond ffs
U.S.”Christians” would call ice on that guy
She’s depicted here with dark hair, she’s just wearing a yellow headdress.
Jesus however
Doesn’t peoples’ hair colour change with age?
Yes, but there was only a small area where people started with blonde hair and that was far away from where Jesus lived. It would’ve been noted if he had an exotic hair color.
Hold him under and he’ll panic and turn the water to wine. Kinda like a squid.
- Kidnap Jesus.
- Force him to turn lake into wine
- Profit??
moses was a also a pain to bath
There’s a great story in i think the pseudepigrapha, where child jesus is playing with his friends and gets upset and turns one of his friends into a pillar of salt and mary comes and yells at him to turn the kid back.
Jesus spoke in parables often, and I ask if the miracle of walking on water was figurative, but Christians that I’ve discussed it with tend to insist it actually happened.
It’s a very trustworthy source. It’s not like his fandom wrote the books when he was already dead for over 50 years.
“ln(e) = 1 mom”
Is depicting the baby Jesus’ butt on the same level of heresy as depicting the face of the prophet Muhammad? I feel it kinda should be. But that might offend the diocese.
Have you ever heard of anyone going to jail or being murdered for depicting Jesus in an unfavorable manner?
There’s your answer.
So…like…literally the entire history of Christianity, save for like the last 150 years or so of white Christian countries?
Do you have a specific, documented case? Just find me the most recent one. I’ll wait.
The Spanish inquisition?
Were you expecting that?
Well, of course not
