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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago

I'll just stay senile, thanks.

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I'll just stay senile, thanks.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago
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    Hol’up. Now they’re trying to tell us that while we’re busy being poor, we can be “better” by huffing our own intestinal gases? Is this just them trying to normalize their own psychoses? Thafuq.

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    Turns out fart jar girl was on to something 😂🤣💨

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    So I guess you can be a smart fella AND a fart smella

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    Seems more like an article the Sun would publish 🤣

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    I did a silent but deadly in a gas station line once and made a kid cry because of it. Never been more proud in my life.

  • drascus@sh.itjust.works
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    How do you avoid it?.. You are right there.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialOP
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      Ask, and ye shall receive an answer.

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    Good news for anyone sharing a train with me this morning.

  • Wilco@lemmy.zip
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    I am calling it now, Trump is going to be shilling canned farms to MAGA now.

    Damn fart sniffers.

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      That south park episode where they fart in champagne glasses comes to mind.

  • Socialjusticewarrior@lemmy.world
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    “Everyone loves the smell of their own brand!”

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      deleted by creator

    • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
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      Not me, mines too stink

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    In before we see bottled fart in amazon. And then following that high hyrdogen sulfide content premium grade farts and premium hydrogen sulfide with with added Methyl Mercaptan because it is shown to increase hydrogen sulfide intake

  • BadlyTimedLuck@lemmy.world
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    Are you a smart fellla or a fart smella?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialOP
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      Science says you may be both!

    • Vitaly@feddit.uk
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      Yes

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    This is a screenshot of a news article.

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      This is a comment on a screenshot of a news article.

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        This is a reply on a comment on a screenshot of a news article.

        • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
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          This is a fart 💨

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialOP
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      This is a very astute observation.

      • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
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        Asstoot observation 😂🤣

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      true

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      https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/smelling-farts-alzheimers-disease-health-benefits-b2877777.html

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    There was someone getting healthy on my flight today.

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    Fart fetishists out here living forever

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      glances at Kissinger and Cheney

      This would explain a lot

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      dutch oven themselves.

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    How do people avoid smelling their own farts? Do they run away?

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      Crop dusting only

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        I hate Walmart on such an epic level that in the few times I’m forced to go there, I’m disappointed when I can’t crop dust someone in there.

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