I recently did a fart in bed whilst half asleep that woke me up and I tried to roll away from it.
It was so bad the wife asked me if I’d just shit the bed.
Its like when you’re walking up the stairs in an apartment building and you can smell somebody’s cooking and you’re like “ooh I wonder what they’re cooking.”
Everyone likes their own brand.
Yes, but not always.
I recently did a fart in bed whilst half asleep that woke me up and I tried to roll away from it.
It was so bad the wife asked me if I’d just shit the bed.
That’s how you know you’ve succeeded in life.
Its like when you’re walking up the stairs in an apartment building and you can smell somebody’s cooking and you’re like “ooh I wonder what they’re cooking.”
That’s rarely been my case. Usually it’s “it smells like someone died a few days ago but I’m not calling the cops”
That, plus crap