Hard agree. There was still hope back then.

Superb punchline. 10/10

Hiyoooooo

I heard that if you’re feeling thirsty, you’ve already been dehydrated for a while.

Unless your “I will die on this hill” comment was meant to be the punchline, in which case, I’ll show myself out.

And its counterpart, [email protected] is also neat

[email protected]

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TIHI

My lips feel shrimp-textured

Thanks for the laugh

Tax is the answer

Shrimp flavoured or shrimp scented?

One of my siblings gets their “manager” voice on when they want to be particularly condescending at family gatherings.

I unsubscribed from the holidays a few years ago

Big Fart propaganda!!

He prefers his bone-in

Some of his characters gave me the heebie jeebies as a kid, but the nostalgia is undeniable: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Rankin/Bass_Productions_films

Wants vs needs. The fact that baby formula is locked up is wild

I was going to say the same thing about it being Toronto 💀