It’s likely just gas.

I’ve been around those higher hydrogen sulfate passers. If that’s beneficial…I’ll pass.

Dick Johnson?

Your farts are still worthless to others. Just sayin.

I don’t recommend getting it at Walmart.

In the unlikely event you don’t have eleven fingers, you could use an apostrophe.

Corn people figure these things out.

Are you a longitudinal or latitudinal eater?

Niblets obscured.

This is why a big…hard…drive is important.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

…and I’ll show you a cigar trick I’ve been working on.

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It looks like Virginia with a cockpit.

I removed myself from the streaming service today, too. They no longer have most of what I watch.

Yup

Nice ash!

My bad. Another commenter gave the same responseius.

Assius to Assius!

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