We found him ! … Bigfoot
Someone repaint them as clown shoes, please
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They’re all doing it, his just don’t match.
I wear a tux every chance I get, which is rare, but the other guys look perfectly proportioned.
Got a longish dick, smallish feet, never had the urge to “prove” anything with bigger shoes. Musk is straight up compensating.
OP posted this just to talk about his longish dick.
I’m short and scrawny, can I just have this one thing?!
he might show it to you, if you ask nicely
Foot size is more related to height than dick size. I can 100% confirm. I dated a dude 6ft 4. Wore size 15. Near the bottom of d size of my body count.
Also he constantly talked about how big he was. Always wanted me to confirm he was bigger than my previous partners. Gah. I only dated him like 2 months.
I’m also 5’3". And I did not like dating someone so significantly larger than me. Honestly prefer partners closer to my height.
The logistics just don’t work with a full 12 inch difference in body length.
I’m mainly going by what I saw in the locker room in 7th and 8th grade. Them tall boys were packing hogs, black guys had longer, skinnier dicks and the popular white guys… let’s just say they stood straight out, no hang. I didn’t walk out with any insecurities.
Elon OTOH, those shoes are stuffed with newspaper.
Post that hog
Alas, that would be like posting a skinny pig. Hard to call him a “hog”, no meat on the bone.
Longish, you say?
Skinny though, can’t have it all. 🥺
He’s getting fitted for his concrete shoes, the last he will wear before being dumped out at sea.
The Emperor’s new clothes
it’s more like this
Well this is a bit of a paradox, as we all know clowns are hung
Fuckin ugly shoes no less, what made him think wearing those with a tux was a good idea
Shoes that match his personality
He probably thinks it’s a statement of something. Or he’s in a k-hole again.
I got hit with the ketamine after an episode in the hospital and all I did was start chanting slavery hymns until it wore off and I was normal again. I don’t think Elon’s pathology is due to ketamine as funny as it is to say.
What even are those? At first glance they looked less like fancy shoes and more like some kind of woolen cover to protect your fancy shoes, or perhaps even keep them warmer in the winter time
I’ve never wondered if someones shoes were holding them hostage before but there’s a first time for everything, I guess. 🧐
