Thank you. I was a bit skeptical, but communism is such a boogeyman here and the RIAA (and MPAA) are so hilariously evil and out of touch that I was ready to fully believe it.

This is the face I make when my boss asks if I feel energized after taking a three day weekend.

“Chat, is this real?”

Surely he just means that he left the church and is no longer a pastor at… 18!

Sick, I’ll have to check it out. MegaMan Legends was great at the time.

I was about to say the opposite. They somehow made it uglier.

I heard the dev didn’t intend for those to stack and it’s nerfed in the next patch.

The fact that it sounds so much like “papacy” is making me laugh extra hard at this for some reason.

I can say from experience that every single person who makes, installs, or maintains POS systems thinks the exact same.

Exactly what I was going to post. Classic John Mulaney.

If you’re not masturbating with me then you must be masturbating against me.

For a minute I thought you meant seasonal shapes, like mixing boxes of Paw Patrol mac with Thanksgiving turkey-shaped pasta.

I was all over that until the raisins. Disgustayn!

I’ve never had a download tagged as SuccessfulCrab that wasn’t malware. I don’t know enough about them to know if that’s their fault or the indexers’.

Same here. I wasn’t great before, but I’m actually super fast at anything below 45 now.

Quick mafs

Madder Max

Don’t worry, the official standards are changing soon. Elon and others are already training us on the correct way to honor our supreme leader!

Exactly what I thought of. No way this guy is serious; he just wants a wider dating pool.