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pastelpulse@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago

Cost-of-living crisis

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Cost-of-living crisis

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pastelpulse@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago
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  • rumba@lemmy.zip
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    What’s the dildo for? They just fuck you openly at the cashier…

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    Shrinkflation. 7" used to mean “insertable”, now they measure tip to base.

  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    Cock AND balls? In this economy?

  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Why censor “cock” at the top of the box while leaving it visible at the bottom?

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      My guess: to give the “the longer you look the funnier it gets” effect. Otherwise your eyes would go straight to it.

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        My guess is that whoever censored it just didn’t see the smaller text one.

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    9 hours ago

    That is the most budget brand looking dildo I’ve ever seen. It’s packaged like a HDMI cable.

    • Rothe@piefed.social
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      Is it from Poundland?

      • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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        8 hours ago

        I wish I could upvote this harder lol

        • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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          6 hours ago

          Oh yes, harder, daddy!

      • Destide@feddit.uk
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        9 hours ago

        Either that or hole-sale foods

        • molten@lemmy.world
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          8 hours ago

          Ooh my favorite game.

          Slams Club/Slamazon

          Hoanne’s/Hoe Depot/Trader Hoe’s (alternatively blowannes, blow depot and trader blows) also Blowes (Lowes)

          Bestbi

          Racy’s

          Craigslit/Craigslits

          dbay

          Aaaandd Slobby Lobby

    • remotelove@lemmy.ca
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      It’s just like the beer that is just labeled “Beer”. If it still gets the job done, the packaging doesn’t mean shit.

    • Leon@pawb.social
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      They are terrible.

    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      8 hours ago

      Looks like decent girth though /shrug

  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    Cock-of-living crisis?

  • madjo@feddit.nl
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    5 hours ago

    They use the dollar in Poland?

    • 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org
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      Yes, but only in French supermarkets.

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    A new dildo? In this economy?

    • molten@lemmy.world
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      I only buy used.

      • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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        Pre-loved

    • djdarren@piefed.social
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      When cucumbers are so cheap, and re-usable.

      • idealotus@lemmy.world
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        7 hours ago

        And edible!

        • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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          they said reusable

          • Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world
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            5 hours ago

            free pickle after a while

            • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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              🤢🤢🤮

  • HansSlonzok@lemmy.world
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    it’s bullshit… this here costs in Poland about 20-40$

  • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Yeah the price of meat is insane

  • halvar@lemy.lol
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    shouldnt have bought the expensive pasta

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      Should have invested less in the penne and more on the pene

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        9 hours ago

        In for a penne, in for a pound.

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    Can you even cook that? And do you refrigerate it before use?

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    Typical polish shopping list. Babcia never forgets to write down the essentials.

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    Mentally, I fucking discarded that dildo as a sausage. Oh my god, I can’t afford buying new IQ points in this economy either!

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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      A depreciating asset, for some. At least you got them for free.

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    Well, you got to eat your meat

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