• tym@lemmy.world
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    Remember folks; the proper retort to any mention of trump going forward is “you mean the guy that sucked bill clinton’s dick?”

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    This is attention capture tactics.

    Get all eyes on taco bell menu, so we forget what really matters…

    …what happened to the “yo quiero taco bell” dog?

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    Aw. Quesaritos are my favorite thing. I might never eat at a Taco Bell again.

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    More of the same from the delusion network.

    You’re never going to see a guest on there acknowledging Fire sauce is objectively better than Diablo.

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      Oh nooooo! I fucking LOVE Diablo on the Crunchwrap Supreme! The mixture with the melty cheese and sour cream is next level.

      That being said, I do prefer Fire for regular crunchy tacos, soft tacos, and Doritos Los Tacos.

      Crunchwrap Supreme is GOAT though, so Diablo is my most requested sauce.

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      I’ll be that guy, fire sauce isn’t that good. If you want heat, diablo has it and still tastes good. If you want flavor, mild is delicious and no shame in preventing heart burn. Honestly fire has to be my least favorite. Also it has chunks of stuff in it, which, while delicious, makes it a pain in the ass to get outta the packet without spurting everywhere.

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      You should call into Fox News and tell them exactly that, since this is what they deem newsworthy 😆

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    This is an old screenshot. The Quesarito, God rest its soul, has been gone for a while. And the scroll at the bottom is talking about George Floyd.

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        only thing news worthy about taco bell is how fucking pants on head their prices have become.

        used to get a whole quesadilla combo for what they now want for a basic quesadilla stand alone.

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          Yeah but the steak breakfast Crunchwrap (with extra creamy jalapeño sauce) is still the best fast food drivethru breakfast I’ve found.

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            I remember the bean burrito was like 99 cents. and stuffed so full of beans and rice that you’d make two meals out of it.

            i also miss their 5 dollar lunch boxes… cause it had that bean burrito in it and you’d save that for dinner and have two awesome meals.

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    I mean it sucks that this is an old screenshot to try to generate a narrative, and the narrative is probably still accurate, but GOT DAMN don’t make me worry about the 7-layer burrito like that.

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      The 7-Layer burrito has been gone for a long time :( From my search-foo, it was September 11, 2020 when it was removed. (And that was my favorite)

      The 5-layer is still there though…

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        Maybe I’m lucky? Here’s the Taco Bell app from 30 seconds ago:

        It is listed under “Member Exclusives” in the menu and not under burritos for some reason.

        I’m kind of a big deal so maybe they just make them special for me [checks manicure].

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          You are allowed to order some removed items but only if you have a taco bell account and only if you order online or through the app.

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            Whatever the case, the return of the OG 7-Layer Burrito brought me back to Taco Bell. If it disappears again from my menu in the app then I’ll probably stop going to Taco Bell again.

            It looks like the 7-Layer Burrito is there because of their “Decades Menu” promotion so it’s not looking good…

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    I get the theme of all the flatiron “grilled” items being removed, but tf is with the nachos?

    Also, Trump rapes children.

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      He does not rape children…

      Obviously he used to do a lot of kiddie fiddling and child raping in the past, he was mad for it. But there’s no chance that that old, massively obese, fast food addicted, imbecile can get it up anymore.
      I’ve got more chance of seeing Moses than his tiny mushroom rearing it’s syphilis addled head.

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    But CNN, ABC and CBS are all Trump controlled now. Maybe NBC isn’t, yet?

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      They are all corporate media, just Fox is more blatant for its special interests.

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    Isn’t “the 7-layer burrito” that thing that Trump is rumored to have done with Clinton?

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    Holy shit. That almost makes me forget that Donald Trump sucked off Bill Clinton.

    Edit: Trump is in the Epstein files. The distraction has layers.

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        There is a line in an email that refers to “trump blowing bubba”.

        It’s not clear who “bubba” is, but it’s one of Clinton’s nicknames.

        More importantly though, it’s not clear that the line is intended to be taken seriously. Obviously a lot of people want it to be true though.

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          I agree, I really don’t like people saying it was Bill Clinton, there is currently only evidence against that claim. But your second statement seems disingenuous, as there isn’t any sign that it was purely a joke, either. A better way to say your second line without showing a bias would be to say that “There is no evidence to show whether or not it was a joke, or to be taken seriously.”

          To be clear, the quoted response from Mark Epstein about that email was, “For the avoidance of doubt, the reference to ‘Bubba’ in this correspondence is not, in any way, a reference to former President Bill Clinton. Any attempt to conflate that reference with President Clinton, or to read sweeping implications into them, misrepresents both the purpose and the tone of the original correspondence.”

          There are a few ways to read this response, one being that it was all a joke, one being that it did happen and Bill Clinton wasn’t involved, and Putin doesn’t have the picture, and one being that it did happen, Bill Clinton wasn’t involved, and Putin does have the pictures. Without further clarification, we don’t know for certain which of these is the truth.

          I do appreciate your desire to keep the facts straight.I know that it’s fun to jump to conclusions and speculate, but we are doing the credibility of anyone left of republicans a disservice when we spread lies. It makes it much easier for the Rupublicans at the top to spin a narritive that their followers can dismiss the things we say. I hate Trump as much as the next guy, but he does enough stuff to paint himself a hypocrite that there’s no need to embellish the truth.

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            I think the evidence against it being intended seriously is that Trump is an apparently straight man. Now, there’s a lot of reasons an apparently straight man would suck off a dude, so it’s far from impossible, but: the vast majority of apparently straight men are actually straight, and the vast majority of straight men would prefer not to have oral sex with a man, so I think this does count as evidence against it being literally true.

            There’s a particular online discourse that sees Trump and MAGA as not merely being a bit hypocritical, but as being extremely hypocritical - a strand which believes that every Republican expressing homophobia as being closeted. So I think while people understand on one level that it’s not reasonable to think that some random guy who professed to be straight actually sucked off another guy on the basis of an email from someone shady, when the guy is not random but the leader of MAGA, those people instead leap on it because it fits with that hypocrisy narrative.

            You’re absolutely right that we don’t know which of the possibilities is true, but I said what I did because it seems like a lot of people are just taking it at face value, which doesn’t seem smart.

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          The line is about Putin having pictures of Donnie blowing Bubba which implies Russian blackmail.

          Yes, Donnie is Trump and Bubba is Clinton and it is possible that is is just dark humor but if so their delivery sucks.

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            Hmm yeah I knew that other commenter who insisted everyone was taking it as a joke but pretending it was literal was full of shit… Anyway.

            How are you to assess their delivery? You’re not (presumably) their friend. The fact that it doesn’t come of as humorous to an external reader shouldn’t be a surprise - or shall we analyse some of your texts without context :P

            Someone else put forward the completely plausible scenario of a photo of Trump in a position where it kind of looks like he’s sucking off Clinton, which became an in-joke. Is that so unbelievable to you?

            This is a case of those opposed to trump being completely credulous because it suits their beliefs, and noone would be taking it seriously if it were someone more aligned with them - which in that case would be very reasonable.

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          I mean, you’re at a party and you get drunk and high and pull dumb stunts with your friends, someone snaps a photo of it. I doubt he actually sucked someone off, but there’s definitely a photo of him looking like he did, for comedic effect.

          Because, he’s a pedophile, he don’t do old men and horses, only young children pissing in his mouth.

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          It’s honestly making American liberals look as stupid as MAGA/QAnon dipshits. In no kind of reality did Donald Trump blow Bill Clinton and it’s so ridiculous that of all the things in the emails THIS is what the supposedly more sensible and intelligent left has decided to waste its energy on.

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            Difference is we all know that, but we’re running with it FOX style, to make a fucking point.

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              Conservative dipshits do not understand “points” and fascists are just happy you’re making memes instead of throwing punches.

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                Conservative dipshits don’t understand anything and there’s no fancy way of phrasing your point or argument that’s gonna penetrate those thick skulls.

                They’re adept at doing mental gymnastics and will keep doing backflips over the topic.

                Might as well have some fun.

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                  Right.

                  I’m fuzzy on my history- remind me again how much “fun” it took to put Hitler and his cronies in the ground? Can’t recall.

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          Thats a slim and trim article there. You’d have to think they’d at least put the email info in from the dump.

          Edit: I a whole word

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      Trump sucking off Bill Clinton almost makes me forget, that he’s in the Epstein files. The distraction has layers.

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    Taco Bell is the master of shrinkflation. Last time I ate there, the 5-layer burritos were missing 2 layers and the remaining ingredients were so microscopically thin I honestly believe an amoeba could safely wade through them without drowning.