Yeah, being gay isnt the issue. Being a massive prick that attacks LGBT people while doing LGBT things is the issue. The fun part is, you can now say the Trump is the very first LGBT President. In fact, I encourage everyone to celebrate him as the first LGBT president. Give him an LGBT lifetime achievement award for becoming the first LGBT president… He’ll have a fucking stroke lol.
Bro-job, bro-job, Choo Choo!
Would this make Donald Trump the first LGBTQ+ president?
Abraham Lincoln, also Republican President, was probably the first
Martin van Buren was in a glass closet and won the election in 1836. Lifelong bachelor with a very close roommate.
Andrew Jackson called it out publicly.
James Madison was notoriously horny, who knows what he got up to?
Or does Clinton get to be both the first LGBTQ+ and first black president?
Nah, Bill Clinton
Sucking your buddy’s dick does not make you gay
And it is, you know, fun
Abraham Lincoln, also Republican President, supports this message
Whatever gets you through your buddy sucking your dick…
