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this is so true, i am a federal and i’ve busted millions by waiting patiently with my walkie talkie weilding partner!
Sometimes I wonder if the FBI guy assigned to monitor my suspicions online activities upvotes, or downvotes my comments.
We are encouraged not to interact with the content of our subjects. But sometimes we do vote or reply, whether we up- or downvote is not of importance.
Until I read the comments I thought this was like, “move in to my apartment” and I was so fucking confused
The Americans did it in reverse.
omg right??!?!? i hate when that happens
IRL, your very recent bestie who pushed out your bestie-of-ten-years is the one to signal it’s time to move in. FBI has a long running pattern of deciding that someone must be a terrorist (or is a good candidate for gaslighting into terrorism) so they can conduct an elaborate sting operation, often involving replacing all the victim’s friends with FBI plants.
If you remember Kellyanne Conway’s Bowling Green Massacre, there wasn’t a massacre but some arrests, and they were of the gaslight them until they do something barely terroristy enough to get a conviction category.
I wrote a blogpiece about it in 2016, noting it was much less of a massacre thank Conway was letting on, but still quite the debacle.
Anyway, as bad as it feels being betrayed by your friend of ten years, it’s hard not to feel like a rat for having kicked that friend out for a newer, cooler friend, only to have them signal when there’s enough evidence.
Relatable
Yeah man. Your hands are all sweaty holding the walkie as your coworkers come in to take away one of the nicest guys you know. Too bad he turned out to be a pedo. You think you know a person… Well now he can get the help he needs.
So much! It’s such a drag having to hide the walkie talkie all the time.
So that’s why you’re always walking funny.
I’m so lost. Who is this? What’s the context?
Your “best friend” is, in actuality, an undercover cop. Your “friendship” was just a mission to get close to you to acquire enough evidence to arrest you.
But I didn’t do anything!
That’s what they all say, socialist scum. You’ll hang for what you think!
Bake him away, toys.
The real context is that this comes from season 11 of The Walking Dead, where Negan (pictured), who murdered Glenn in an earlier season (pretty brutally at that), is being told by Maggie, Glenn’s wife, that she will never be able to forgive him (this is ~10 years and a redemption arc after Glenn’s death, which is why he’s sad)
Yeah after Glenn’s death I was never able to forgive the show runners either and stopped watching it
The real MPV. I rage quit long ago, thanks for the update!
It’s for anyone that relates being befriended just to be entrapped by mobsters. I’m a minority, so anyone looking to be friendly with me with through my hyper niche hobbies is extremely suspect.
As an anarchist, I’ve been betrayed multiple times in my life, so I relate praxically.
Still won’t stop me from ending authoritarians.…what kind of niche hobbies?
Peruse my local instance to garner an idea.
Copyright should have never existed🏴☠️
That’s Bob. He sells shoes.
Hunter Biden.
I thought it was a “and they were roommates” joke somehow, but it didn’t make sense
Honestly this would be a pretty fun prank. Then have his other friends dressed as agents come in.
Then the beanie baby addiction intervention team moves in
I’ll have the last laugh when that asshole encounters a new breed of criminal. And the only person that can help him solve the crime in time is the greatest regret and nemesis from his past. I will assist only via rhyming riddles from my padded cell.
I’ll have the last laugh when that asshole encounters a new breed of criminal.
A labradoodle?
But when you get your revenge and watch him die he finally reveals that he was playing a double game, your imprisonment was the only way to save you from assassination, he’s been working for the cause the whole time.
“Evidence”? What a quaint concept.
