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binarybelle@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

Are the winter holidays the de facto human breeding season?

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Are the winter holidays the de facto human breeding season?

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binarybelle@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago
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  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    nah my parents were just like “hey, the month and day have the same number wanna go for another?”

  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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    https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/births.htm

    Tl;Dr August is the most common birth month, but not by enough to actually mean any significant trend. You’re talking a lead of a thousand births in a nation with 365 million people.

    It’s slightly more common to be born in the last six months of the year, again, not in any significant amount.

    Your shitposting is factually inaccurate and should be booed!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    9 months before September is breeding season. They’re having birthdays; not celebrating their conception.

    So let’s see… That’s… December. Oh. I guess it still is winter.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      december is barely a winter month. we need to shift our calendar so the new year starts on the solstice and we get a new month then too.

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      deleted by creator

  • morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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    There’s no “it’s too hot to have sex” in winter

    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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      Sweaty sex vs cracking a window when freezing

      Voting begins now

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Cracking a window and then still getting sweaty in the freezing air so you end up catching a cold.

    • anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml
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      Wait till you hear about this global warming shit…

      • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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        It’ll make extremes more extreme. More indoor cold weather fucking!

  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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    Normies. Your parents fucked like squares. Not like me. Pristine. Delivered by a stork. Still came out of the womb just so I could ruin something.

  • Bakedtaint@lemmy.world
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    This is why I keep it to 0 friends

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    Guess there’s a fair share of Valentine’s babies among them

    Edit: my math is off. They’ll have birthday in November.

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      Early to mid November is a tell-tale sign of someone being a Valentine’s gift.

    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Just for clarification: are we talking Valentine’s Day or is there a Valentine we should all know (if we don’t already)?

      • CannonFodder@lemmy.world
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        St Valentine. He’s pretty old, but he still gets around. The stories of him being executed in the 3rd century are exaggerated.

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Also some Christmas/New Years babies. Then just the general cold months not going out in the snow and it’s not sticky, so it’s a nice time to share warmth and snuggle

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        We have the same phenomena in the global south which is hot af at that time, so it’s more related to Christmas/New Year drunkenness imho. Or people not working and having more time to fuck

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        That ends up making things kinda sticky tho

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      I have a mid-November child.

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Nope, that’s November. These people are ringin’ in the new year.

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        Ooops, you’re right. Thanks :)

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    Most people live in the northern hemisphere, winter in January is cold and miserable for a lot of the planet. What do you think people are supposed to do inside? Play checkers?

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      Maybe not checkers, but there’s jumping alright

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    This data analysis seems to suggest that yes, July through October have higher birth rates in the United States, with maybe 10% higher births than similar days between April and June.

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    Obviously fuck all on television after Christmas.

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    The youngun’s call winter “cuffing season” for a reason.

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    I’ve heard that statistically November has a lot of birthdays, presumably because of valentine’s day. I was probably concieved on valentine’s day

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    oh that’s why I have 4 birthdays in my family this week

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    Happy new year for some

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    Removed by mod

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