Sent this to my friend who does the no shoes in the house thing. “Me, next time I come over.” 🤣
Do you actually wear shoes in your house?
If I am entering or leaving, yeah.
one knows that one must do it to another
What’s with the switching back and forth between “you” and “u”? Either one is fine but pick one and go with it.
Shants? Trainousers?
I think shants is correct. My friend and I refer to the shoe/tights combo worn by a lot of Star Trek aliens in OS and TNG as ‘shights’.
Trainousers
Is that some kind of dinosaur? Trainosaurus?
Slaps top of trainosauraus
The pioneers use to get run on by these guys for miles
Poos?
Shoes, indoors?
Shit, I don’t even wear pants in my home
even when guests are there?
Especially when guests are there.
Guests, you say?
To be honest, i wanted a different answer but that one is legit and reasonable and stuff (i hope for an “especcially then” but i currently have an excess of weird energy)
Only works if you’re a show-er though
Or erect
There’s life hacks for that too…
I’m listening
Strategically placed socks
Or bring a box
Cut a hole in the box
I guess take a Viagra before heading over
You’ll still need to fluff it
Aah yes, finally, the rizzler
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