Madam Web vs Kraven the Hunter x Möbius
Blade 2 is peak
That was sony?
Also, I know this meme is mostly accurate, but weren’t the OG spider mang movies beloved wave sony in association with marvel?
This night be a personal take, but I also don’t really rate, or at least personally enjoy, any of the marvel stuff in the last half a dozen years.
Ant Man 4: What is this? A movie for ants?
“She-EO” was pretty good but the sequel killed it. She really didn’t need a love interest and they forgot the whole point of the first movie was her ability to be a Girl Boss. She wasn’t supposed to depend on men… Ugh. 😮💨
TBH it made me like “Greg Man” more. At least the characters were well defined. Like, I get that Greg is pretty weak as far as super heros go but there was a lot of character development and damn his letter opener was cool! The villain was fucking crazy too! Guy Normal… Most relatable villain back story. We’ve all been there.I get why he decided to go that route, it’s tempting as hell in times like that.
Spiderman: Home Alone
Spiderman: Homer Simpson
Spider Pig
Spiderman: Homunculus
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Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does!
Spider-Man: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey
I’d watch that, too,
Weird that Uncle Ben went on to become the twice elected President of The United States. Kinda kills the rewatch.
I did first write Spiderman: Home Alone 2 because it was funnier but then I went No fuck that fucking fuck shit into the fucking ground
Spider-Man 2 or Home Alone 2? Either way, we can all agree 3 was worse.
I would so watch that.
Batman Orignans: Wuhan
This deserves more updoots
I never said thank you for this
And you’ll never cough have to.
Morbius
It’s Morbin Time!
Sir, it was wrong answers only.
Iron Man 2: Iron Harder
I’ve only seen the parody; Iron Man 3: Iron Rod.
That was the porn. You’re thinking of Iron Man: Irony Abounds.
Captain 'Murica: On Ice!
The winter musical sensation sweeping the nation
Sweeping the world!
For targets.
Fan4stic
wait, say that again
Fant-four-stic
The Hebrew Hammer: Oy Vey or The Highway
Critics Say: …
Actually, critics refused to comment on this for some reason. They seemed incredibly nervous to give an opinion one way or another.
lmao
Obligatory: That’s anti-Semitic!!
Mrs. Doubtfire: Civil War
Eternals
After years of DC trying to copy Marvel, Marvel was like, I bet we could cram a bunch of heroes into a shitty movie too. They were right.
Still at awe of how much money Venom made despite all three movies being hot garbage
I think it just goes to show how bad most movies really are. People watched Venom and were like “this absolutely isn’t the worst thing I’ve seen in the last 10 years.”
Maybe I don’t watch enough movies, but after stumbling on the third Venom movie while it was on Netflix, I might honestly consider it the worst movie I’ve seen in the last 10 years.
I haven’t seen them but I know a couple people who love those movies. They were upset that they’re never all available on the same services.
Thor: Ragnarok.
Oh wait… Wrong answers?
Thor: Ragnarok.
too many hulks or not enough hulks?
Not enough Korg.
Too much Korg.
