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distantsounds@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours ago

I'm talking to the fucking Garfield

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I'm talking to the fucking Garfield

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distantsounds@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours ago
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    In the end everyone loses

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    deleted by creator

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    Boomer humour

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      Comedian: My wife won’t fuck me on command.

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        Wdym the comic says the wife is 100% up for it and garfield is the one with the headache

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      isn’t this taking a piss on boomer humor tho?

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        feels like it.

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        Poe’s law: any sufficiently advanced satire is indistinguishable from sincerity.

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        Fine line between mirroring and holding up the mirror. This feels more like the former.

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          It’s a parody of the original boomer version

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            I get that, but the parody essentially just replicates the original humor in my opinion.

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              Do you know what a parody is

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                Yes, I simply don’t think this one is particularly good.

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                That’s one a dem red birds that yells cuss words if ya say em too much round it right?

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          The original had a sheep instead of Garfield

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      Except it’s actually funny

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        If you say so

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        Ok boomer

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      It does occasionally work.

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    “The fucking garfield” is literal in this sense.

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    It’s funny because it’s in Bill Burr’s voice.

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      i got gilbert gottfried

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    Ahahahaa, wife bad, get it?

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      I can speak some Boomer. I get this!

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    Ok

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