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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up101·edit-21 month agoUm excuse me? I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor. I’d eat more avocado if that was true.
minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up45arrow-down2·1 month agoWe’re trying to promote hygiene here
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·1 month agoWell they don’t taste like dirty penis either.
minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 month agoIt’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
minus-squareByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 month agoIs conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·28 days agoThey need them for guacamole. Can’t have game night without snacks, after all.
minus-squareSkunkWorkz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoDid you know light beer tastes like cum?
minus-squareAllemaniac@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·30 days agomaybe it’s because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.
minus-squareSynopsisTantilize@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoCan confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·29 days agoEw. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.
minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·28 days agoIt smells like piss so I don’t imagine you’re right.
minus-squareLka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-230 days ago I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor. I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·30 days agoHer boyfriend’s penis must be clean.
minus-squareLka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·30 days agoLast I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight
minus-squareBeero@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 month agoHave you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smells…pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night
Um excuse me?
I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
I’d eat more avocado if that was true.
We’re trying to promote hygiene here
Well they don’t taste like dirty penis either.
not as chewy, either.
what a day to have eyes
This is gold. Thank you.
It’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
They need them for guacamole. Can’t have game night without snacks, after all.
Did you know light beer tastes like cum?
maybe it’s because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.
Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.
Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.
It smells like piss so I don’t imagine you’re right.
I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you
Her boyfriend’s penis must be clean.
Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight
Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smells…pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night