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minus-squareGordon Calhoun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoWonder how much the plumber’s invoice came to.
minus-squareBurn_The_Right@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoMost conservatives slide right down like it’s where they came from.
minus-squaresome_designer_dude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoIf your toilet can’t flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, c’mon.
minus-squareTrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoMaybe if you let grandma soak and she gets all clumpy it would have a bit of trouble. Nothing a plunger to the face won’t fix.
minus-squarehuman@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoAnd you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts
minus-squareStabbingSky@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoThey’re really not ashes. It’s mostly ground up bones.
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoCremains. They’re just colloquially called ashes.
minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoI won’t buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoYeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours
minus-squareSergio@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoAt the toilet store. Salesman pounds the side of a toilet. “This is a three-corpser, or your money back!”
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoSalesman nods at the luxury version…“of course with this one, you don’t even need to cremate the body first!”
minus-squarezarathustrad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoCalled the plumber, but he is being held by ICE, allegedly. No way to know for sure.
Wonder how much the plumber’s invoice came to.
Most conservatives slide right down like it’s where they came from.
If your toilet can’t flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, c’mon.
Maybe if you let grandma soak and she gets all clumpy it would have a bit of trouble. Nothing a plunger to the face won’t fix.
And you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts
They’re really not ashes. It’s mostly ground up bones.
Cremains. They’re just colloquially called ashes.
I won’t buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.
Need at least 3 cpf
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Yeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours
At the toilet store. Salesman pounds the side of a toilet. “This is a three-corpser, or your money back!”
Salesman nods at the luxury version…“of course with this one, you don’t even need to cremate the body first!”
Called the plumber, but he is being held by ICE, allegedly. No way to know for sure.