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minus-squaresome_designer_dude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoIf your toilet can’t flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, c’mon.
minus-squareTrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·22 hours agoMaybe if you let grandma soak and she gets all clumpy it would have a bit of trouble. Nothing a plunger to the face won’t fix.
minus-squarehuman@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoAnd you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts
minus-squareStabbingSky@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoThey’re really not ashes. It’s mostly ground up bones.
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 hours agoCremains. They’re just colloquially called ashes.
minus-squareImgurRefugee114@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoI won’t buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoYeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours
minus-squareSergio@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoAt the toilet store. Salesman pounds the side of a toilet. “This is a three-corpser, or your money back!”
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 hours agoSalesman nods at the luxury version…“of course with this one, you don’t even need to cremate the body first!”
If your toilet can’t flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, c’mon.
Maybe if you let grandma soak and she gets all clumpy it would have a bit of trouble. Nothing a plunger to the face won’t fix.
And you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts
They’re really not ashes. It’s mostly ground up bones.
Cremains. They’re just colloquially called ashes.
I won’t buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.
Need at least 3 cpf
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Yeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours
At the toilet store. Salesman pounds the side of a toilet. “This is a three-corpser, or your money back!”
Salesman nods at the luxury version…“of course with this one, you don’t even need to cremate the body first!”