…ok yeah, you got me, this is all I’ve ever wanted 😩
The Internet has ruined me.
I’m getting the strong feeling OP is counting on that. XD
You’re not the only one. Lemmy is where we come to be ruined together.
Cream is stored in the eclairs.
Van Wilder?
Yup
Nailed it lol
This is fine as long as it’s not that slimey super-suger-saturated cum cream that some places like to use. The Boston Cream is okay, but whenever that other shit is makes me want to gag with with disgustingly sweet and slimey it is.
Custard yes. Whip cream, get that shit out of here.
Same thing with frosting. I don’t want that fondant BS. if I wanted something that looked nice but couldn’t eat, I’d get an ornament.
Everything fondant is used for would be better served by using modeling chocolate. Harder to work with, but at least it also tastes good. Hell, regular ol’ sugar+water frosting is better tasting.
Whipped cream is alright if you’re literally sending it out within the minute it was filled, but that’s not how bakeries work. At least, not bakeries I could afford
Two generations of gooners now believe that the batter injects directly into the pastry.
You’ve never seen an absolutely wrecked cream hole?
I thought they bake the cake around the filling?
Not all fillings can be baked, whipped cream for example is injected after baking
It literally does?
Is that a filling machine?
No, it’s a rinsing machine. It’s rinsing the inside of those cream puffs with pastry cream
For those who don’t get it, OP image shows the typical animated cum shot misconception that the ejaculate is pushed directly into the uterus, forcing its way through the cervix. This does not happen the way it’s shown. The ejaculate is deposited just outside of the cervix, and the sperm swim through the cervix. It’s important to understand this because some might come to the wrong conclusion that if they don’t cum at full insertion, then the woman won’t get pregnant. Not true. Sperm can swim the entire length of the vagina, and up through the cervix.
NSFW
What is that on the topleft?
Oh you sugared, post-spring youngling.
Hole-some
Giggity
Now I’m both hungry AND thirsty. T_T
Who’s got the animation of the girl purposely getting on the creme filling assembly line?
I hate that I know exactly what you’re talking about
Mmm yeah, pump it full of cream.
NGL I’m a sucker for an eclair.
Got me feeling a certain kinda way.
The cylinder… must not be damaged.
Honestly my favorite donut choice
Unless you wanted a doughnut
Have you never encountered a French cruller?
