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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

trolleyposting will continue until morale improves

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trolleyposting will continue until morale improves

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Shoot driver, then self, let tram smoosh my corpse.

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

  • justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Am I a cop in this scenario?

    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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      And if so, what skin color does the driver have?

  • UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Get the policeman off the tracks!!!

  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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    The trolley is approaching, but you are nothing but a meaningless organism on a small rock in the middle of a vast void of nothingness. Does the track matter?

  • QueenHawlSera@piefed.social
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    Renee Good is a murder victim

  • darthsundhaft@piefed.social
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    trolleyposting until we all collectively act on our morality that deems people dying in camps and war as very very bad and as such need to overthrow our government by physically removing them by force.

    • TeamSport or CuckPorn@lemmy.world
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      It’s a Team sport 🤝

      • darthsundhaft@piefed.social
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        🤝

  • NathanRanch@lemmy.zip
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    Oh shit it’s tight

  • Randelung@lemmy.world
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    Do I HAVE to get out of the way?

  • EpeeGnome@feddit.online
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    The true solution here is to stand your ground and shoot the aggressive attacking trolley in self defense. Sure, it won’t stop the trolley, but you’ll get to legally shoot someone and you might even still have time to jump out of the way after you run out of bullets.

    • aaaa@piefed.world
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      You have to make the driver think it’s their fault. So you have to keep it on the scheduled track, but sabotage the brakes just enough that they cannot stop in time to save anyone, only to observe the terrible aftermath

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Why shoot the driver? You want their suffering to be psychological, not physical. Use the gun to quickly kidnap 6 people, steal some rope, and find the nearest track switch. Probably not in that order.

    • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Brilliant. Trick the driver into thinking you’re doing the utilitarian thing by switching to the track with 1 person, and then pull the switch at the right time to multitrack drift

  • toiletobserver@lemmy.world
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    Shoots driver, then commits suicide, body gets run over anyway, everyone on the train is confused but glad the train wasn’t disrupted.

  • Andrew Beveridge@sh.itjust.works
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    Yes in GTA but bitch imma train so what you gonna do

    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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      All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

  • Almacca@aussie.zone
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    The ICE version.

    • BooBees@fedinsfw.app
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      Nah, they’d be off the track by 15 yards and claim the trolly veered straight for them and they feared for their life

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    Classic dilemma

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