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merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Just sucking some milk out of the strawsage

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Just sucking some milk out of the strawsage

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merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    men, is it gay to suck milk through a hotdog hole?

    • einlander@lemmy.world
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      It’s a power move. Make sure to maintain eye contact while you suck it down and show them what’s in your mouth before you swallow.

      • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        omg 🥵

      • zombie bubble kitty@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        and try to forget you have hotdog-water milk in the same hole as your taste buds

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        After that you swallow the entire sausage to communicate your prowess

    • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      No, just daft.

    • Ioughttamow@fedia.io
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      Glorious

    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      No homo. 2% is the limit!

      • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        can’t wait for congress to ban whole milk because it has trans fats

  • Sciaphobia@lemm.ee
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    Just strawdoggin’ it.

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    Because the most popular milkshake flavour worldwide is “smoked assorted meat leftovers”.

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      From the makers of hotdog flavored water, NEW!! Hotdog flavored milk!

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    30 Crazy Ideas For Your Party

    Not even half as crazy as using your penis to suck up the milk and then spraying it up into your mouth, followed by an ear-splittingly loud elephant trumpet sound with a dead-serious look on your face. Now that would create some lasting memories at your next Oprah bookclub meetup. Like and Subscribe for more tips and tricks.

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      I wish I had the ability to un-pee liquids. Transporting things in your bladder would be practical.

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        What a terrible day to be literate.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    Drill a couple more hole so you can play the meat flute.

  • Supervisor194@lemmy.world
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    unsubscribe

  • ccunning@lemmy.world
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    Why is the drill the most bothersome part of the whole thing for me?

    • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      you know whatever lubricants they put on the drill-bit is not safe for consumption, that hotdog is contaminated now

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      deleted by creator

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    While sucking make sure to grab the bottom of the glass and gently stroke it

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    I love sucking white liquids out of wieners

    • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org
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      Username checks out.

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    Is 5-minute crafts that Russian content mill or am I thinking of another one?

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      It’s one of them.

    • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
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      I thought it was Ukrainian?

      • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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        Wiki says Cyprus.

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          ah right, it’s Troom Troom that’s based on Ukraine

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      Ann Reardon from How To Cook That on YouTube has some great videos about this bullshit.

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    Ok, ok, I’m fine with paper straws now. Please, no more sausage.

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    not going to name any names, but it’s clear that somebody hasn’t taken a power tools safety seminar

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    It would be so much easier too use a straw too carve the hot dog hole out… Idiot.

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      That’s a good premise for a ragebait video promoting “eco-friendly life hacks”.

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    https://youtu.be/YZ0B6kvFy-k

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    I would rather watch howtobasic’s life hacks

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