Ioughttamow

Me not that kind of orc

Maybe not far, but they can. I’ve seen a pack? Gaggle? Fly over a fence. I’ve seen one fly up into a tree as well

Source: there’s turkeys all over my city

This could be the next raygun shirt, if it isn’t already

It comes and goes, it comes and goes

I forgot to tare! FUCKKKKKK!

But they’d go rock hard stale before you got through 4 of them!

Where does your manifest destiny pull you? There you go

This isn’t a town in Eriador!

Ave, True to Caesar!

What’s this?

JD Vance does wear a suspicious amount of eyeliner….

I almost forgot the alarmo

Where was the us when the Spartans ripped up the Athenian olive orchards?

YoooooOooou baby

Deus Vult!

That’s usually the front door

The longer the bullet travels, the more bullet time you give him

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shitpost on company time

Corps keep squeezing labor more and more, time to squeeze back a piddling little bit

Don’t leaf us hanging, what’s the recipe?