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Not pictured:
- Wet the wets (chewing/first stage of digestion).
- Dry the wets (second stage of digestion).
- Wet the drys (defecating into the toilet).
If you show this to an Italian person IRL they’d probably send you to a hospital
/s
our properties out here are so dry it will take at least a couple days of solid rain to erase the drought. the last couple months everyone around us has gotten rain but it always fades out before reaching us. dunno why. i watch the radar every time some rain gets close, but just like a hex if a front line long enough to hit us splits apart and literally goes around leaving us parched. gave up on my yard last month because of it
Wouldn’t liquid rain be better?
when said “solid” i meant non stop
Reminds me of something a classmate in primary school said about corn on the cob: throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside
Use energy to heat the house. Use energy to make food cold inside the fridge which is inside the warm house.
One “cut the drys” missing.
Monster
I don’t know why the last panel got me so good. Maybe it’s the subtly larger font size that made me read it as if it were the last line before the bass drops
it was the bottom left one for me xD
Snip snap, snip snap!
You’ve no idea of physical toll. three vescatomys have on a person.
This is a 100% proper shitpost
Yes, that’s the point of the community called “shitpost”
A proper shitpost in my politics sub? It’s more likely than you think.
Source?
big, if true
I’m sorry, but I’m not reading that. Could you please reference a source which respects traditional Christian values?
Could you please reference a source that claims that my source violates Christian values?
The bible
Literally how an experienced chef will explain a recipe to you
This is magnificent comrade.
Can i join your religion sir?
Middle bottom is wetting the wets, isn’t it?
Dude just wipe
Bidet all the way.
No cuz you just Dried the Wets in the collander, so they’re Drys now.
I get that commentor’s thought though. Even though excess water was strained off of the noodles, no one would really consider them dry at that point.
Not wet-less, but just less-wets
Dampen the damps
So much dries.
So much wets
Literally every time it’s mostly just a way to preserve it between steps, and you could probably skip the dry and go directly to the next step.
All that work just to put pregrated cheese from a shake carton on it?? If you’re weirdly in love with it you do you, but otherwise do yourself a favor and grate some real parm onto that.
I have an electrical cheese deblocking machine (I think it’s called a grater) and I can’t do parm. It smells like feet to me. And not good feet like taleggio. Get me romano
Yeah. Otherwise you gotta squeeze the wets and then spoil the wets and dry the wets in a cave for a long time and by then the meal is cold.
Wait, how’d the cheese get pregretant?
When a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much, the man puts his dick cheese into the woman’s vaginal smegma and they make a baby gouda.
Don’t they teach anything in school anymore?
part m’ sean
*tips raw feta* M’leiden.
It is the dusted dried wets
Real Parmesan cheese? In this economy!?
Cheese production also involves a lot of wetting and drying
