Can we also talk about how his #1 song is promoting heterosexuality? More than 80 % of children who heard Shape of You in the 2010s now identify as heterosexual, and it continues to air on the radio and show up on streaming services without as much as a content warning. What the fuck?
People today are like “just let straight boys and girls express themselves” but how could we, now that we know heterosexuality is the leading cause of teen pregnancies?! I don’t think it makes sense to research a cure though, most heterosexuals won’t take it: we should encourage them to only engage with their fantasies in safe ways.
Haven’t you seen all the man × woman romantic pairings in the media and now even IRL? Now even kindergarteners are playfully kissing other kids of the opposite sex! It’s a pandemic! /s
Can we also talk about how his #1 song is promoting heterosexuality? More than 80 % of children who heard Shape of You in the 2010s now identify as heterosexual, and it continues to air on the radio and show up on streaming services without as much as a content warning. What the fuck?
I support his lifestyle but I don’t want it rubbed in my face!
People today are like “just let straight boys and girls express themselves” but how could we, now that we know heterosexuality is the leading cause of teen pregnancies?! I don’t think it makes sense to research a cure though, most heterosexuals won’t take it: we should encourage them to only engage with their fantasies in safe ways.
Also, his song “sapphire” celebrated and supported India and now there’s more than a billion Indians.
One of those comments that’s so ridiculous you can’t tell if the person is trolling or whether he’s serious
Haven’t you seen all the man × woman romantic pairings in the media and now even IRL? Now even kindergarteners are playfully kissing other kids of the opposite sex! It’s a pandemic! /s
My mom and dad have been doing this schtick for fucking years, by now. It’s like, we get it! Enough! It’s barely even funny anymore!
Finally some grade A shitposts.
So you’re just going to downplay the dramatic rise in shapely women post-that song?
Well, heroin-chique is back in fashion again.
You’re right! Before that song women were all amorphous
It takes a while to grow those kinds of women.
I bet these are still remnants of “Baby got Back” by MC Hammer.
This comment… I can’t touch this.
Eating bread has made me a hetero!
Gurl, you gotta go gluten free!
Name checks out