We’ve had beans. We’ve had jeans. Why not deans?
[picture of Dean Pelton from Community]
6 seasons and a movie
If you insist:
You have truly started something beautiful in our community
This took off way better than in my wildest deans
the entire evolution of humanity lead up to this crossover. deans and beans?
Why can’t we have nerdy Stephen Millet instead of racist fuckwit Stephen Miller.
This is a trend I can get behind!
Ring a dean dean!
Dean ya later!
Ill give you deans
It was wrong to have Jeffrey inside of me.
Dean: Guys, I need to apologize for my behavior today. When I switched bodies with Jeffrey–
Jeff: Nope.
Dean: --I thought I knew what it would be like to have Jeffrey inside me.
Jeff: That did not happen.
Dean: But as it turns out, having Jeffrey inside of me–
Jeff: Nope again.
Dean: --only brought out the worst in me. Which is to say, having Jeffrey inside of me–
Jeff: No one was inside of anyone.
Dean: --was wrong.To have Jeffrey inside of me.
Jeff: Shut up.
Dean: So I’m sorry. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I scolded Leonard today, and according to Greendale bylaws, I now have to grant him three wishes.
This bit requires the comedic timing of a video
This better not awaken anything in me
🎵 Well I’m a peanut bar, and I’m here to say 🎵
Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say
Your checks will arrive on another day
Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar
Another stuffed shirt with another white collar
Criminals, Wall Street takin’ the pie
And all the black man gets is a plate o’ white lies
Prisons recruitin’ ‘em, police be shootin’ 'em
Rap artists lootin’ ‘em, labels are dilutin’ 'em
Barack Obama is scared o’ me
Cuz I don’t swallow knowledge and I spit it fo’ free
Lemme clear my throat, ha-ha-haaa!
I don’t know what that was.
I don’t know what that was!
Don’t step, don’t step to me.
I like coffee and water, don’t step to me.
Uh, damn it! I lost it. I lost it!
