Legendary race car driver…
No optimus prime or megatron 🥀
Honk is a stronk name. Almost as stonk as Grong
May i add…
Fridge
Crunch
Jeff
Murderer
Don’t forget:
Building-Inspector
Comptroller
Spün
Pissbaby
Stretch
Slick
Vice-Mayor
Penis
Boil-on-my-AssFridgecrunch Jeffmurderer is my favorite underused Marvel villain
Introducing my newborn son “This is baby Ham Dyson”
I still say Randolph Mantooth is the most masculine name.
it’s hardly as manly as Leslie Venalohn
Reminded me of this oldie but goldie list
Dick Pound!
Drano Battery is good enough.
Hoof
I am Bus, and this is my son, Bussy.
Rubella is very popular in 2026.
BLAST HARDCHEESE!
He has an account here on Lemmy somewhere.
Buff Drinklots
Slab Squatthrust
Stump Chunkman
Big McLarge Huge
Bob JohnsonWhen I was learning Python, I coded a Space Mutiny Name Generator. Here, let me run a few:
Hack Slugmeal
Brick Vanderchest
Rip Fistnozzle
Stan Beefhead
Hack Squatchest
Beat Manknob
Hunk Hardhandle
Hack Hardnugget
Wedge Rockmeat
Beat Bonehat
Slam Headnugget
Stan Toughnozzle
Hack McLargebody
Hack Bulkcheese
Big Grindhuge
Dirk Squatpound
Crud Steaknugget
Hunk Rockface
Slam Fisthandle
Big Hardback
Chunk Slamface
Rip Manthrust
Beat Headmeat
^CAAAAAAAAAAH! gets out calmly
Beat Manknob
you’re not the boss of me, magic CLI. I’m still gonna do it, but you’re not my boss.Okay so an earlier version of this script…you can tell what it is, it’s a firstname, prefix, suffix generator. As an in-joke to the show I programmed in “Bob” “Johnson” and “Oh Wait” as the zeroth entry in the lists. It would occasionally pick up the parts in normal entries though, so my favorite one it printed was Slam Johnsonmeat which…please don’t.
I wrote this thing at least ten years ago and I’ve been laughing at it ever since.
Pete Nutall
Rod Hardson
Jim Dick
Dick Batter
Greg ‘Stiffy’ Hunt
Big McLargehuge might be my favorite.
There’s that guy who was in There Will Be Blood wasn’t there?
Paul Drano
GROND!
BORT will always be a classic.
