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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Complicated

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Complicated

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    20 hours ago

    So that’s what skilled lemmy users look like

  • jaschen306@sh.itjust.works
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    After moving to Taiwan from America, I noticed that asking about someone profession is an American thing. Not once has anyone asked me what I do for work after moving here. Except from Americans.

    • BigDiction@lemmy.world
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      Happens way less often in the mid west vs SF Bay Area

      Quite refreshing to have no idea what a lot of people do for a living

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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      We ask that question, because flat out asking their net worth is impolite.

      We need to place them on the income scale, above or below us, so we know how to treat them. This is exactly what is happening, but no one will admit it.

    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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      It’s just small talk. Work is a huge part of most Americans identity so it’s natural to look for similarities in other people’s work

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        23 hours ago

        Ya, I think American associates their work as their personality. I find this interesting.

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          21 hours ago

          It’s more like they associate work with your value as a human being and aren’t shy about it.

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    The Skaven clean up good without warpstone, look these fine clan Skryre gentlemen even let a man-thing participate with his own Skaven costume. The reduction in size is a bit concerning though, probably the fault of Thanquel somehow.

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      21 hours ago

      Just Say No To The Warp

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    1 day ago

    One bad day away from a Batman villain.

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    2 days ago

    Don’t ask the question if you don’t want to know the answer.

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    2 days ago

    Honestly, can we make a vote for installing pizza makers next to the Emengercy ORs? It sounds like a good deal.

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      2 days ago

      But what if you accidentally leave some pizza in the incision site when you sew it up?

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        1 day ago

        Just some extra red sauce, all good

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    2 days ago

    I have that thing where I have to fav each repost of this particular meme

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      2 days ago

      I have a reminder on my calendar for surgeon pizza rats day every year. I don’t know what, or why, but I have it.

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    2 days ago

    Another day working as a Chuck E. Anesthcheesiologist

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      Mouse, M.D.

      Edit:

      His blonde doctor friend can be Stilton.

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      1 day ago

      Is it really work though?

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    2 days ago

    “The mice were furious.” -Slartibartfast

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    2 days ago

    This comic will always make me smile. Does anyone know the author of it?

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      2 days ago

      Calkearns

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        2 days ago

        I don’t know what that means, can anyone explain it?!

        • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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          https://www.reddit.com/r/calkearns/

        • McTavern@lemmy.world
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          2 days ago

          It’s the artists handle on all things social media.

  • einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    Mouse manager

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    2 days ago

    This is what my grandfather did for 40 years until he was hit by a train, found Jesus and formed mariachi band with him.

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    2 days ago

    This is the IRL story Ratatouille was based on.

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      2 days ago

      The rat’s parents wanted him to be a doctor and the human wanted to be a cook…so they made a deal.

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    2 days ago

    “It’s complicated”

    Literally the coolest thing ever

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      2 days ago

      Still remember last time I saw this image make its rounds, I think it was edited to be about Mastodon, objectively the lamest part of the fediverse.

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        You spelled hexbear wrong.

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      “I am a core member in the resurrection cycle of Charles cheese”

      You just don’t need that level of scrutiny

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        I think he’s a spy. He’s clearly infiltrated this organization.

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          They are just very open to diverse folk

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