• DigDoug@lemmy.world
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    31 minutes ago

    I’ve always wondered whether the right’s obsession with AOC was because they couldn’t handle the cognitive dissonance of disagreeing with her politics while also desperately wanting to fuck her. I think I now have my answer.

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    3 hours ago

    Fox News hosts have a serious thing for Dem Candidates. Even Jesse Watters was talking about how sexy El-Sayad way after the good doctor slapped Watters around earlier with his own circumcised “dingaling” while Watters giggled and blushed like a schoolgirl.

    It was the gayest thing I’ve ever seen, and I have literally barfed from sucking too much cum out of too many dicks from a glory hole at a truck stop bathroom in Kentucky.

    Yeah. It was that fucking gay, and even more sloppy.

    Edit: before anyone asks, I’m fine. That was a long time ago. I’m just sayin’… what the fuck is going on at Fox News…?

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      2 hours ago

      Are places in the Midwest like Kentucky secretly super gay, but like “pa went out for some cigarettes” kinda gay

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    3 hours ago

    American news presenters will never look human to me.

    Every other country, they look like humans. In the US, definitely skinwalkers.

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    4 hours ago

    🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 american politics lol ahaha what a shitpost am i right fellow americans? 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

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      1 hour ago

      Translated for our Australian readers:

      🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 ¿suɐɔᴉɹǝɯɐ ʍollǝɟ ʇɥƃᴉɹ ᴉ ɯɐ ʇsodʇᴉɥs ɐ ʇɐɥʍ ɐɥɐɥɐ lol sɔᴉʇᴉlod uɐɔᴉɹǝɯɐ 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸