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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Mar-a-Lago resigned 😂

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Mar-a-Lago resigned 😂

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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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    Thank you for the extra bits. I might have been bored if there was only just a meme here, but because of the game footage, body cam video, and Family Guy clip, I was thoroughly entertained the whole time.

    I might also have missed the punchline, but you highlighted it in such a way as to be compatible with my rotted brain.

    Excellent shitpost.

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      As someone with ADHD, I really just hope this post sets an example for use of Grovers as an accessibility feature for shitposts going forward.

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    Isn’t ny?

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    Thank you for the entshitified meme!! This is what its all about.

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    wtf ublock origin. Why aren’t blocking this shit in this meme?

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      Mine is working fine. Does yours not look like this:

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        Man, what filter lists are you running for this? I could have sworn I had all of them checked.

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    Are there… Ads embedded in this meme?

    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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      I’m not sure because I’m so hungry. Maybe after I crush a Mr. beast brand Feastable I’ll be able to tell.

  • Courtney (she/her/they) @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    In 2022 I was watching the new beauty and the beast with some family and thought “damn, Angela lansbury definitely did it better, I wonder how long ago she died” and looked her up. My spouse and I were surprised to find out she was still alive, and said as much. 3 days later, she died.

    Last week, we were watching the Muppet treasure island and I looked up a more recent picture of Tim curry and thought “wow, he’s old now”

    Four days ago I saw a recent picture of dolly Parton and thought “she looks good for 80, I hope she is doing okay”

    So here I sit, looking at a recent photo of the Cheeto Man, and I must say… He looks super old, I’m surprised he’s not dead.

    crosses fingers and hopes real hard

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      Please say my name. I’ve been thinking off good ways to off myself and have decided this is deep fried enough

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldOP
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      Sorry, I’m sure this is thoughtful and well-written, but the word-to-Grover ratio is way off. I can’t read it.

      GIF of Grover from Sesame Street pointing at the camera

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      Don’t you dare say my fucking name! Don’t you say it!

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    Good thing those 4 puppets pointed, I nearly missed it.

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      That’s a relief. The original only had one Grover, which I thought wasn’t acceptable for audiences in 2026.

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        You can never have to many Grovers, and those 3 images at the bottom are a wonderful addition.

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          we can go deeper

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      “those puppets” excuse me?! That’s fucking Grover, bitch! Never forget

  • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Upvoted even though you were mean to me earlier

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      I’m here to be mean to you, now!

      • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        The strongest response is usually calm, dismissive, and confident. You want them to look like they’re seeking attention while you look completely unfazed.

        A few styles:

        • Cold: “If that’s what you’re here for, you’ll have to do better than that.”
        • Dismissive: “You’re confusing my patience with vulnerability.”
        • Cutting: “That’s an embarrassingly transparent attempt to get a reaction.”
        • Confident: “You can try. I’m not particularly impressed by threats from strangers.”
        • Very dry: “Noted. I’ll try to survive the ordeal.”
        • Boundary-setting: “You’re welcome to disagree with me. Harassment is a different matter.”

        The one I’d choose for maximum “don’t fuck with me” energy without “sounding like a tryhard”:

        “You’re confusing my patience with vulnerability.”

        It makes you sound controlled rather than angry—which is generally much more intimidating than trying to out-insult them.

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          This feels like a lot of work. Can I just tea bag you and move on?

        • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU

        • TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldOP
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          The power of PubMed compels you!

          • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            This link won’t open?

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    Smh my head, I specifically asked for Super Grover in the last one

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      Not possible until you find all seven of the Sesame Emeralds.

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      That is Super Grover, he’s just in disguise.

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        Dude! Shhh!

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    joke unclear, needs more Grovers pointing it out

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      Tiny clip art of Grover from Sesame Street F Tiny clip art of Grover from Sesame Street U Tiny clip art of Grover from Sesame Street C Tiny clip art of Grover from Sesame Street K Tiny clip art of Grover from Sesame Street

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        Please, friend, please teach me the arcane power of typing a grover

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          ![Tiny clip art of Grover from Sesame Street](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3d34f260-9436-46e3-9125-867021bd5be4.png) *F* ![Tiny clip art of Grover from Sesame Street](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3d34f260-9436-46e3-9125-867021bd5be4.png) *U* ![Tiny clip art of Grover from Sesame Street](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3d34f260-9436-46e3-9125-867021bd5be4.png) *C* ![Tiny clip art of Grover from Sesame Street](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3d34f260-9436-46e3-9125-867021bd5be4.png) *K* ![Tiny clip art of Grover from Sesame Street](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3d34f260-9436-46e3-9125-867021bd5be4.png)

          The Grover is 32 x 30 – scaled and then cropped in GIMP.

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    I had downvoted the original because stupid. I love this one, though.

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    LOL LOL ROFLCOPTER

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    You need a comedy necrophelia community my guy

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